Thursday, January 6, 2011

It's very obvious that I'm not even trying

But then neither are they. Ba-doom-boom.

Apologies for the obligatory 'I just couldn't find the time to prepare a thing because I was occupied with not drowning in a sea of orange tears' low-hanging post. Didn't they make Fruity Pebbles? Man, was that stuff fucking awful.

Something of substance tomorrow.* Or not. Bribe me with goods & services.

*football, duh.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Great minds think alike?

Or we're both slackers.

At least I made a Blingee!

Laura said...

I like it when that guy cries. I think it's funny.
Criers amuse me. :)

Come on! Pick up the pace around here! Jesus!!


Laura said...

P.S. Did I make you cry just now??? Huh? Huh? Did I???
Cause I'll laugh at you if you did cry...

Randal Graves said...

if, you just made Baby Slacker cry.

laura, hell no, I'm still coasting on the last batch of off days & with at least three coming up, you all can go to hell! Sniff.

Tom Harper said...

"This F&%#!$! antihistamine! It turned my skin orange, and my F$%#!&% nose is still plugged up!"

Demeur said...

"Bribe me with goods & services" ?

Whad da ya think ya are a corporate CEO?

Just wait till he cuts the librarians you can have the rest of the year off.

Liberality said...

More days off! Must be nice. I work in a library and I don't get that many days off.

Jim H. said...

Repubs first day = read it and weep.

MRMacrum said...

What's obvious is you aren't a very good slacker. A true slacker would not even have showed up.

You are just a wannabe. Poser.

Randal Graves said...

tom, law & order types are so worried about meth labs in rural Ohio, they ought to check into this guy's orange lab!

demeur, merely getting some practice in. Everyone can be rich if they want it, you can be, too!

library, that's because you were foolish & decided to work in a public library instead of an academic one!

jim, bwah!

mrmacrum, who's to say my blog wasn't hijacked by a sleeper cell, troop hater!


Cormac Brown said...

I have sinned! Sniff

Oh, wait, wrong speech, but the same amount of sincerity.

Distributorcap said...

you know he is showing those boogers to the entire GOP

michael- said...

why try when they have oceans ful of money? as if they should even care about us...