Documentary footage of my vacation.
What, you simply assumed I sat on my ass & watched Star Trek reruns, which I of course did because I didn't have to deal with a single human being except my sometimes-better-half & kids if I so chose did I mention that I didn't have to deal with a single human being except my sometimes-better-half & kids if I so chose & lemme tell ya that don't blow unlike the Browns who do who are you? fucking crap that's who.
A man can get used to life outside the electro-stream. I assume at least one famous yokel croaked (I don't know 'cause I really disconnected) & that The Man's system is sadly still without an omnipresent laugh track, & complete waste of police state dollars. Sadly, or happily, depends on the day, I didn't write a thing.
Except my signature on that ticket for indecent exposure.
*laugh track*
Monday, January 3, 2011
Zombie Rabbit Apocalypse!
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Ahh, one of my favorite topics!
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I know you lie. If anyone has a omnipresent laugh track, it's you.
My omnipresent laugh track is being dealt with through pharmaceuticals. Or maybe caused by them?
if, see, you know the danger we face!
lisa, bwahahahahaha? Muahahahahah. Remember when we were adults and would take the remnants of 37 cereal boxes & mix 'em up? Do you do that with your pharmaceutical crumbs?
Damn, I missed seeing Joel and the bots while watching this but then again.. 'I'd like to hurt this movie but I'll never be able to inflict the level of pain it caused for me.'
and don't worry. WWIII came and went but the Ohio National Guard took care of it.
Never sure which to do first with your posts. View the video or read the scratch. This time the video won the coin flip. Sure glad I don't live anywhere near Bakersfield.
Dropping out for a few moments can be refreshing. Even doing it half assed as I have in recent months lifted my spirits. Good to see you back among the insane though. Just wasn't the same without you.
Happy New Year Randall!
I emailed you a link to photos of our trip -- I couldn't post them because the museum pics aren't supposed to be displayed in a public venue.
Randal, Happy New Year. Sound like you had as good a time as I did!!!! Being stuck in with the wife and kids is an absolute fucking scream isn't it.......NOT!! ;-)
Looks a great film! :-)
Poor timing, Randal. Better to have saved the rabbit apocalypse post for Easter.
"I didn't write a thing.
Except my signature on that ticket for indecent exposure."
Even worse timing. Most exhibitionists prefer the warm season.
Never mind all that, poor timing or not it's good you're back.
I'm so glad your time off has allowed you to mellow out and not deal with another human being except maybe your better half and the offspring you produced. Dealing with human beings on a frequent basis is cause for mental impairment ;~P
Of course someone famous died! Don't you know that they are offered up as sacrifices to keep Za Za Gabore alive??!!!!
*laugh track*
((Hugs))
Laura
Of course I meant Zsa Zsa... not Za Za...
*laugh track*?????
susan, did we defeat our Chinese overlords through Z-grade cinema?
mrmacrum, it really is semi-invigorating to figuratively tell all you bastards to go to hell. Now, if I could only do that with work, I might be always grumpy instead of always always grumpy.
And a non-sucky local sports team would help as well.
susan t, well hell, I better check my email! Do museums employ crack black ops squads to assassinate violators of image copyright?
david, hell man, I was out by 10 and woke up at 3, as usual. My internal clock has been severely fucked up for awhile. All those drugs I did in the 'Nam or something.
SWA, I'm not most exhibitionists. En plus, it was nearly 60° on New Year's Eve, bloody awful.
liberality, they're no problem, just shove 'em all in the basement with the Wii and it's reader heaven.
Representative of Canuckleheadland, I hope you filed the proper paperwork for your name change. Do Canadian shows eschew the laugh track for the sounds of being checked into the boards? Do you get tired of my poorly composed jokes at your nation's expense?
Since the name change is in fact, my real name, I did not have to fill out any paperwork. Thanks for your concern though...
No. Canadian tv does not include "laugh tracks". We're just smart enough to know when something is indeed, funny. Or not. :P
Do I grow weary of your racist jokes? Naw. :P
((Hugs))
Laura
So, you were on Coney Island?
Dear Randal,
Please get me my job back. You have more pull with The Walrus than anyone else, and I love it here in Cleveland. Pretty please, with sugar on top.
Signed,
Eric Mangini
BTW, Happy New Year!
During the CHristmas break we watched the remake of Star Trek The First Generation about a dozen times. Any wonder I am suffering from a bout of black dog?;-)
Happy New Year to you!
Graves, you swine!
Do you dare the wrath of Donnie Darko? Shooting bunnies, indeed, you commie bastard.
Happy new year, BTW. You were missed (my aim--even with bunnies--is not that good).
Rgds,
Tengrain
Except my signature on that ticket for indecent exposure.
Yeah, I almost got one of those once. I was on the main campus of the University of South Carolina here in Columbia and had campus police threaten me with that and disorderly conduct after I asked several college chicks if they liked cocks.
Now the university mascot is a fighting gamecock (chicken) but for some reason they thought I meant something else. They just hated me for wearing my Clemson baseball cap.
just when I was going to add an "in mourning for old friends" category to my blogroll ... and about that laugh track thing, I could record a french version for ya ... pas cher!!!!!!! je te promet!!!!! (resurrect me, steuplé)
laura, but it's not your real fake name, there's a difference. Damn Canadians.
jim, Dreamland's where they grow the giant rabbits, dontcha know.
cormac, the dude's not Lombardi, but to lose by an average of 9+ against an average schedule compared to less than 2+ against a tough schedule shows improvement. They need players, period (though Daboll needed to get the fuck out, for sure)
LBR, is that a request that I sing Zeppelin? I liked the remake/reboot/whatever, but I'll always be partial to TNG.
tengrain, of course your aim is garbage, all you Californistanians are hippie peaceniks!
Beach is here all week. Enjoy the veal.
jnrr, a froggy laugh track? I'm all ears!
//I didn't write a thing.//
I don't write much either, but I post it anywayz!
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