Saturday, April 26, 2008

Do I have a post? No No No

Must we let them fool us
? no no no!
Have we got our freedom? no no no!
Is it getting better? no no no!
Do we love each other? no no no!
Must we wait forever no no no just until the Great Porn Dragon comes!


Mary Ellen said...

Hey, where's your post about Cleveland? Get with the program, kid.


Randal Graves said...

I post about Cleveland all the time! Okay, it's sports, but it's still Cleveland!

Maybe when I join the 21st century and buy a digital camera, I'll start taking shots. The industrial pit along the Cuyahoga, the abandoned buildings and storefronts, stuff like that. ;-)

Actually, the art museum is pretty damn good and so is our orchestra. The city itself just isn't as 'pretty' as others.

Dr. Zaius said...

Yay! I want to meet Puff the Magic Porn Dragon!

Distributorcap said...

no smoke on the water (and I do not mean lake erie catching fire)


thanks for pointing out ME and I have great thinking minds

Scarlet W. Blue said...

Pretty good for a non-post. ;)

Randal Graves said...

dr. zaius, anyone who dispenses both weed and porn is alright in my book!

dcap, it wasn't Lake Erie, dammit, it was the Cuyahoga River. Sheesh. ;-)

swb, don't thank me, thank Ritchie Blackmore and Co.!

TomCat said...

Oh No not the Porn Dragon! Tony Zirkle would be a great running mate for McGooseStep!

Liberality said...

when do I get issued a machine gun so I can defend myself against this police state?

Freida Bee said...

I cannot view the video here at work, but I am imagining that it is Dragon porn.

Tom Harper said...

Uh oh, Syria has Weapons of Mass Destruction! They're working with al Qaeda and planning future attacks on us. And as we all know, most of the 9/11 hijackers were from Syria.

We need to put aside our differences and rally around our president. Enough of this whining about freedom and civil liberties and that Goddamn piece of paper. Bombs away.

okjimm said...

Porn Dragon sounds alright to long as there are no demeaning portrayals of women, cuddly rodents, barnyard creatures or exotic endangered aquatic animals.....

Ya, I think we should all rally around our President, too....and then beat the shit out of the little prick!

Hey, I used to be a Weapon of Mass Destruction, too...... but the Rolaids seemed to work.

Randal Graves said...

tomcat, the perfect foil! Zirkle can say something ridiculous, The Maverick® can say he doesn't agree, and the press will eat it up!

liberality, now that's just crazy talk. You've done nothing wrong, so you have nothing to hide and therefore won't mind us peeking into your affairs. Look! Underneath your bed! Al-Qaeda #3!

FB, even more crazy talk! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

tom, exactly, and don't forget who bankrolls Al-Qaeda, Al-Qaeda in Iraq, Iran AND The Taliban: Syria.

Rally? Not good enough!I think it's high time we open a Church to Der Leader in every town.

okjimm, no, nothing like that. Santorum won't let anyone near his private stash.

On second thought, the next time I'm in Cheeseland, I might pass on that beer.

Anita said...

didn't drew carey say that "cleveland rocks"? and speaking of rocks, you mentioned not the rock and roll hall of fame!! are you nutty man?

and speaking of 'smoke on the water' ... hey, we all danced to that at our junior high school sock hop (kidding!! ... no sock hops at maple place school !!!), right? or am i showing my age with that comment?

eh, who cares.

And the title of this post made me think of this:

They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no.
Yes I been black, but when I come back
You wont know, know, know.

I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks im fine
He’s tried to make me go to rehab
I wont go, go, go.

Utah Savage said...

I'm too stupid and thick fingered to type, but to read your non post thread is the first good natured entertainment I've enjoyed today.

Mauigirl said...

Great links, Randal. Scary stuff about Syria and Iran - so which one do we bomb first? Decisions decisions...

Will "take no prisoners" Hart said...

Who do we bomb first? What, we can't walk and chew gum at the same time? Damn, if you listen to Hillary, we can probably "obliterate" them simultaneously.

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