Tuesday, April 15, 2008

"Nothing to see here, keep moving!"

"Smarmy comment."

[Paragraph of Z-grade snark, interspersed with links scooped out of the tubes: Bush sucks as much as the Bullpen From Hell, Cheney sucks as much as Baserunners Joe, neither Democrat would have been able to fix all that much shit because the system of which they're very much an integral part of is designed to not accept fixing (no, the good kind of fixing, there's plenty of room for 'fixing,' like elections, wink, nudge), and in a few decades, I, for one, will welcome our new Mad Max overlords.]

As your reward for paying The Man, go surf for some porn.


Mary Ellen said...

Hell, the White Sox sucked last night, too. I'm used to it, been a CWS fan all my life and being fed up with the bullpen is part of the territory.

Regarding Obama doing anything about crimes from the Bush administration...he won't do squat. No new president would, it's like the police force. They don't investigate their own, kinda like an elite club. Face it, impeachment is off the table as far as Democrat leadership is concerned. That's the DNC gift to the Republicans...and it will be a gift that keeps on giving. We need a third party.

Taxes...bah humbug.

Randal Graves said...

ME, how quickly we forget 2005? ;-)

Exactly, neither is, assuming one of them gets in, going to investigate all that much. I don't expect grand, all-encompassing statements on the matter now because that is all the press will talk about and the ONLY way they would frame it is this: he/she is a vindictive Democrat, not standing up for the Constitution.

But come January 20, all the talking hairpieces and advisers will be blabbing on about that infamous need to 'move on and heal,' regardless if it's Obama, Hillary or The Maverick®.

So just expect beaucoup de crimes to happen again at some point down the road.

I'm really surprised I don't drink more. It was nice not turning on the fucking computer for a few days.

FranIAm said...

Taxes and porn - two great tastes that are meant to delight!

Dean Wormer said...

I can't even imagine the size of the shredding party that the Bushies will throw on their way out the door.

I agree with Digby that they should be prosecuted. Otherwise the little vampires will come back.

Randal Graves said...

fran, I can't wait for that check to come in. I'll be stimulating the economy.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

dean, I know they have industrial-sized shredders, but I can imagine them taking everything to some undisclosed place in Nevada and dropping a nuke on the stuff.

Yay for prosecution. I don't think any of us are under the delusion that the actual architects of this bullshit will end up in jail - can we please get rid of the presidential pardon for anything above, say, misdemeanor? - but hopefully some of the fuckers will and that some semblance of law returns.

Liberality said...

thanks for making me more depressed than I already was. wasn't it Gore who tried to make nice as his presidency was stolen away from him by the fucking republicans and Bushtards? yeah, it was but we all had to get along and look forward and what did it get us? 9/11, war and more war, a deficit to strangle the future generations of this country and more fucking global warming. I say FUCK getting along and moving forward--put everyone of these bastards in prison!

La Belette Rouge said...

B and He-Weasel have convinced me to go to the U of T games in the fall. I may have something to say about sports--or at last about the uniforms--come fall. Until then, enjoying your linkey-ness. You are link master link--or rather you put the Art in Link-letters.
And, does the Neiman Marcus web page count as porn?

fairlane said...

Get out there, and win one for the Gipper.

Randal Graves said...

liberality, gosh darn it, one of these times, the Republicans will play nice and subscribe to true bipartisanship, really they will! If you have a chance to cut one of the heads off the hydra, you do it, and burn the fucking stump.

LBR, you know what this means, Longhorn versions of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly! As for Neiman Marcus, think of it as high-society porn covered up for network TV.

fairlane, a stitch in time saves nine!

Dr. Zaius said...

I can almost picture Dick Cheney as "Lord Humungous", but it is hard to imagine his rag-tag band of biker-berserkers without ties and three piece suits.

Randal Graves said...

Oh, I don't know, I'm sure many of the goopers have much experience with - um, nevermind.