Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Fools, it's April















I can't wait for the morning after. I've got my spirits stocked, do you?

17 comments:

pissed off patricia said...

There are always stocked spirits here. After the last two elections I'm afraid to think about this one for any time. How many heartbreaks can a person take?

s. douglas said...

Grate post, I din't read it tho, but the pics are exclent.

You kno what they say, pic woth a 1000 words.

Dean Wormer said...

January. That's when we really celebrate because whomever wins the presidency their last name won't be Bush.

Dr. Zaius said...

The anniversary of King Haile Selassie's funeral - Eyrie eyrie maaahhhn!

Angie said...

Note to self: Close bookstore the day after election day so I can recover from too much drink and not enough sleep.

Anonymous said...

one thing i look forward too every april fools is the prank from (the) google.

happy fish on your back day.

Randal Graves said...

POP, with the aide of booze, more than we should be expected to.

fairlane, i agre but sum pcs wort mor than othrs.

dean, but if it's The Maverick®, our drinking will not be celebratory.

dr. zaius, oh shit, it's on that day? Cancel all festivities!

angie, just once, I'd love to go to bed at around 11, fully confident that the non-psychopath is winning, but we know better.

fot, the google, is that on the internets?

Anonymous said...

April Fool? Shit&stuff....GWB is a fool all year, A fool for all seasons, A Texas Fool,but, No fooling, he ain't my fool

Fran said...

Drinks anyone?!

Where can I get a drink?!

La Belette Rouge said...

Jack Daniels, anyone?

Anonymous said...

Ok. It is off topic, like, wowsers &stuff...there is a topic on April Fool's Day!!!!.....but I have been reading quotes and I kinda liked this one...

'Whatever I take, I take too much or too little; I do not take the exact amount. The exact amount is no use to me.'

~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

It sounded so Randal-ish.

I will buy beer for everyone!!! But'cha gotta hurry...offer only good for the next ten minutes.

Freida Bee said...

You so could have written that cartoon. DId you.

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, won't get fooled again!

fran, we don't serve alcohol here. I don't know where you got that crazy idea!

LBR, but you do, dontcha!

okjimm, that is a great quote! If I ever decide to take something, I will definitely follow those words. As for the drinks, how about you offer to buy about 8 AM instead?

FB, oh hell no, that's award-winning Ted Rall. I just write bad snark and even worse poems.

Anonymous said...

8am sounds fine. But I do live in the small pocket of WI that is semi-civilized. The Pubs do not open until 9am. So 8am it is just coffee, buddy. Coffee just gets me jittery, and then I have to drink beer to calm down.

dguzman said...

Like OKJimm, I'll start with coffee, so I can stay awake to drink as long as possible.

I fear we're gonna need it even more in the coming months.

Candace said...

Um, yeah - there's still some unopened champagne from the 2000 election.

Randal Graves said...

okjimm and dguzman, I'm never one to turn away coffee, but I drink so much, I never get jittery. That's probably a bad sign.

candace, this time, let's hope we're not reduced to letting fruits o' the vine age.