Wednesday, April 2, 2008

The internets is fucking broken

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

You've got to be fucking kidding me. I know I don't swear as much as some other fuckers, but zero percent is dangerously close to Super Duper Extra-Strength Holy Rollin' Bible Thumpin' Jesusery with a side of Stigmata, Alms and Sackcloth.

32 comments:

PoliShifter said...

That's total fucking bullshit

b said...

What the fuck? I expect to see more cussing on this fucking blog starting now!! ;-) I expect way more out of you, Randal! Let's get that cuss-o-meter moving!!

Function of Time said...

You have got to be shitting me. Well, slap my ass and call me an asshole.

Liberality said...

I just took the test and it said the same for me: 0%!!! what the fuck, I know I cuss more than that.

Frederick said...

Fucking shits out a wack!

La Belette Rouge said...

Golly gee, Randal. Not sure why you got this gosh darn rating you cuss like a pidley drunk sailor. Poopy--this really stinks. Devil darn!!!

Function of Time said...

LBR, HA! I knew there was a sailor in you somewhere.

Fade said...

Cursing in French doesn't count! lmao

Distributorcap said...

the FCC likes you Randal! no fines for you

FranIAm said...

Holy fucking shit, what a load of fucking crap that is. I mean total bullshit, so fuck that cuss o meter.

(so predictable!)

Candace said...

Holy crap! What kind of vocabulary malfunction is going on here?

fairlane said...

Randal, don't feel bad.

My rating was 0% as well.

If you took out the word "Fuck," and all of its variations, from my posts, they'd only be about 25 words long.

Whomever designed that crap eats mayonnaise off a mandrill's blue ass.

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Christopher said...

LMAO!

I just check my blog and I got a 19.6 rating and I don't think of myself as using much profanity.

Just the occasional Fuck You Bush.

pissed off patricia said...

Oh come on. You can do better than that. Gotta get busy and bring that number up a little. I'm counting on you.

Randal Graves said...

poli, I fucking agree!

b, I will fucking try, but I'm not promising a goddamn fucking thing.

fot, now that's just fucking bad behavior.

liberality, and we've seen you fucking do so!

frederick, that's what I was fucking going to say!

LBR, that's it. You can take your filthy mouth, wash it out with soap, and never come back. My ears are burning!

fot, must be all that Jack. ;-)

fade, ha ha! Actually, my ability to swear in French is sorely lacking.

dcap, great! I can start showing nipples and bare asses, too! No Dennis Franz, though.

fran, if that meter was a fucking person, I'd fucking stab the shithead in the fucking skull.

candace, this program can only have been infected with Spontaneous Logic Reversal!

fairlane, now that's really fucked up as you might swear more than I do.

christopher, I think I've seen about five swearwords on your site, not counting comments. The secret is to rarely, if ever, swear!

POP, I'll give it the ole George Bush college try: lack of effort, booze, and a few lines of blow.

okjimm said...

Gees,&shit. I don't have a blog. I don't have a website. So I don't worry about not cuss-o-meter.

I did get a ticket, once, for blogging while drunk. The cop said my fingers were all over the keyboard. gave me a citation for inattentive typing.

Randal Graves said...

Well that's your first goddamn problem, lack o' blog. Where else can you store your swearing for posterity?

At least you weren't blogging while drunk driving. You could've killed the internets!

Freida Bee said...

That god-damned fucking sorry as a motherfucking cocksucker piece of shit is broken.

I'll give you my own rating:

8.7 out of 10 fundies say yer going to hell, Randal.

Not too shabby. I'll see you there.

Dr. Zaius said...

Ha! I'll bet you broke it.

Randal Graves said...

FB, hell is where all the sex, drugs and rock and/or roll is, right?

dr. zaius, of course I didn't! Mine still flashes 12:00!

Dean Wormer said...

Oh my! The language in this post does put me in a pickle. It's not conducive to effective discourse over the internet and disrespectful to those of us with delicate sensibilities to the bluer side of our verbal means of communicating.

What the fuck am I to do?

TomCat said...

I took a similar test a while back that rated my blog "R" because of the repeated use of the word "Dick". Scheeesch! What am I supposed to do, call that jerk Penis Cheney?

Randal Graves said...

dean, stop swearing for starters!

tomcat, I would say yes, but that would be an insult to penises everywhere.

dguzman said...

What a fucking fucked-up piece of shit that is.

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TomCat said...

Too true, Randal.

megan said...

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Randal Graves said...

dguzman, must you talk about The Maverick® in such a way?

tomcat, I asked Cheney for his thoughts on the matter, and all I got was a 'grrrr.'

megan, thanks for stopping the fuck by and adding a heaping dose of fucking filth to the goddamn proceedings!

Wyldth1ng said...

I really don't think FUCK is a cuss word, if it was they would have labeled it in the bible or something like that.