Thursday, November 20, 2008!

"We're almost out of water!"
"We'll have to drink our own piss!"
"But -- but -- that's UnAmerican!"

"No. It's not."


"Doggone it, thanks to American ingenuity, you gosh darn space muppets will get to drink your own piss!"

"God Bless America!"


MRMacrum said...

I like Joe's shirt. I have one just like it.

Übermilf said...

Can I drink someone else's piss? I ate asparagus last night.

Missy said...

It's urine, not my-in.

DCup said...

Watch out for those floating space tool bags!

spyderkl said...

I wondered what Georgie had in that glass.

"Urine luck, Georgie! It's non-alcoholic!"
I'm not apologizing for anything today.

Dusty said...

Parts of Cali are already using toilet to tap water...which is why I buy bottled water.

I DO recycle those bottles..all of them.

Randal Graves said...

mrmacrum, I think I've got one like that myself. Can't find my NASA helmet though.

übermilf, drink anyone's you want, it's a free country!

missy, we-in? wein? ween. heh, heh, he said ween. heh, heh.

dcup, I think you've taken this already juvenile post to a whole new level.

spyderkl, and this is even worse! I can't believe the immaturity on display here today. Shame on all of you.

dusty, homemade bong? ;-)

Dean Wormer said...

Either space or time travel back in time to Elizabethan England for a long cruise with Black Adder.

Either way they're sipping their own jungle juice.

okjimm said...

I remember making some home-brew that tasted like piss, and I have done some home plumbing..

(fact is I had to have some home-plumbing of my own fixed----but that was during the sexual revolution. fine now)

.... I guess I can be 'Jimm, the OK Plumber' but who do I have to see to go to the Spacey Station?

Frederick said...

Apparently enough to write a book about...

afeatheradrift said...

Space seems like a fitting place for our Joe the non-plumber, but could we send him sans the space suit? And send Sarah too? Perhaps though that is unkind to the universe, having that kind of detris floating around for all time.

Tom Harper said...

Recycling urine -- well, we know what the next step will be. Recycled shit. Nobody will ever get hungry or thirst again. Things are getting better all the time.

Sorry to be gross. Sometimes it's hard to think of a comment.

Utah Savage said...

The less you drink, the less you pee... Oh god, we're all going to die!

Border Explorer said...

Comandante Marcos drank his straight up in the jungles of Chiapas. God bless the Zapatistas.

Dr. Zaius said...

OK, that's just weird.

Randal Graves said...

dean, hey, was that footage of those Somali pirates?

okjimm, just your friendly neighborhood Tommy Chong.

frederick, zing! You win the comments thread!

afeatheradrift, boy, some of you holy rollers roll extra evil. Restores my faith in humanity. Sniff.

tom, soylent green is septic tank!

utah, someday, every home will have one of these. At least the water bill will be lower!

BE, now that's a real home brew.

dr.zaius, that was my initial impression as well.

Spartacus said...

Heh... so that's Corona beer is made!!!! Who knew? Does NASA supply the astronauts with lime wedges, too?