Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Hair today, gone tomorrow


















"Great Satan! Just you wait 'til mine fills out!"

17 comments:

Spartacus said...

Don't forget the turban. That's the prize that puts the cap on his beard-growing endeavor.

MRMacrum said...

Problem is a beard won't make him taller. It'll just make him look like "Whacky", the eight dwarf.

Übermilf said...

I don't have a comment for this post.

Mary Ellen said...

Does that mean that Santa is evil too?

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, I knew I forgot something!

mrmacrum, a painful childhood memory that is, when I found out that Walt the Bastard cut him from the final cut.

If an übermilf comments in the woods and no one is around to read it, does it exist?

nunly, of course. Duh. Look at mrmacrum, for example. From his mountaintop fortress in the wilds of Maine, he wreaks havoc on the east coast. Why? The beard.

Mary Ellen said...

Here ya go, Randal...just for you.

La Belette Rouge said...

This brings a whole new meaning to a "beard". I always thought a beard is what a gay man/woman dated/married in order to hide his/her sexuality. So, are you saying that a beard is a must-have accessory for dictators?

Dean Wormer said...

It's kind of hard to be all badass dictatory when you've got flowers painted by kids on the wall behind you.

Randal Graves said...

ME, see what I mean? Popeye, force of good. Bluto? Diabolical.

LBR, not necessarily, but if one cannot afford world-shattering weaponry or a fancy suit like Dr. Doom, a beard is the way to go, especially in this economy.

dean, HA! You're on a roll, Mr. Funnyman. I wonder if there's a larger version, for is that red thingamajig on our right a cross?

Liberality said...

what is hair but protein that covers the skin to protect it from the elements ;)

Kvatch said...

You know...get rid of the black (so yesterday) and substitute a nice purple and those two could pass for Russian Orthodox. Great Satan indeed!

I'm sure Il Papa would agree.

susan said...

Bush and Cheney after their new passport pictures, perhaps? Some people will do anything for a cheap flight to Dubai.

Bull said...

Fuckers shoulda' cast him instead of Sean Penn as Harvey Milk. That woulda' made him popular with the Mullahs.

Beach Bum said...

Hair today, gone tomorrow?

Thanks for reminding me my Propecia is out.

Dusty said...

I am a big fan of beards and goatee's...except on religious extremists.

darkblack said...

I always thought that clerics, like ZZ Top, were just too lazy to shave.

Now, the meme is 'excess facial follicles gives a dreamier dictatorial denouement?'

So behind the tymes here in Canuckaduck.

;>)

Randal Graves said...

liberality, the elements of your enemies!

kvatch, you're right! There's no Jesushead as evil as a COMMUNIST Jesushead!

susan, holy shit, the dude on our left DOES look like Unka Dick with a beard. Wouldn't surprise me if he's been a Mullah since '79.

bull, if there's anything the Mullahs prize above all other things, it's homersexuality.

BB, I can laugh because I too no longer have a full head of rock star hair.

dusty, not even on Zeus?

darkblack, I'm always wary when a Canadian speaks of dictators. I know damn well that you puckheads are merely waiting for the inevitable Murkan collapse to move in and replace all the McDonalds with Tim Hortons. ;-)