Friday, April 3, 2009

Return of the living dead

Your plug was pulled by Nora, The Nurse From Hell.

And now...


















A film one million billion quadrillion times worse!



















Nora, The Chef From Hell!


Bam!

Voting, the final, apocalyptic, eschatological, chainsaw and/or butcher knife wielding democratic process of voting, ends April 17th!

Remember, taxes are due on April 15th, so no bloody -- figuratively and/or literally -- excuses, or I'll eat your brains, assuming you have any, which, if you don't vote for Nora, will prove that you certainly do not, and if you certainly do not, I'll torture you with a patented Randal Run-On Sentence® guaranteed to explode the empty cavity where your brain should be but isn't because you're a schmuck, the shards of your rotted skull ripping through your rancid flesh and out into the open air you sick bastard.

Vote or die!

Oh, you have to enter an email address this time, so no stuffing, and I certainly don't condone creating multiple, throwaway free email accounts to compensate for said limitation, certainly.

Vote or die!

19 comments:

Dusty said...

WTF are we voting for dude?

Liberality said...

ok, I'm going over there right NOW. I voted the last round but I only did it once because to do otherwise would be to cheat and I don't cheat...

Liberality said...

damnit, it wouldn't let me vote! It said I had to view and vote first, which I did, and then go to email and click the link, which I did, but it still won't let me vote. rigged I tell ya, rigged!

puddy said...

wait... am i supposed to vote for nora? cuz... she's not the one showing the most skin... and ya know... that's kinda of a selling point for me.

Tom Harper said...

"The chef from Hell" -- she must be the new cook at that Italian restaurant down the street.

Chef Cthulhu said...

Done!

Hey, you know...today is National Cleavage Day 2009, so a vote for Nora is only appropriate!

Dr. Zombie said...

Voted, because I've a necrophiliac streak that is only outdone by my nurse and chef fetish. In the words of Jayne Cobb... "I'll be in my bunk..."

Mauigirl said...

I've already voted - can I vote more than once? Because I do believe in voting early and often! But from Liberality's comment maybe they don't let you?

S.W. Anderson said...

OK, I voted again, for Rachel Ray with attitude there. After all, nothing says "coven" like something from the oven.

Grace Nearing said...

Not only doesn't the winner get to keep the coffin from the coffin shoot but any "extra expenses are the responsibility of the winner." Damn, zombie corporate lawyers.

Randal Graves said...

dusty, Bubs' daughter in the Fangoria Spooksmodel contest!

liberality, and now, they watch your IP, so you can't vote more than once from the same computer, even if it's different people.

puddy, 'cause she's the offspring of one of us weirdo internetsians!

tom, if the food was that bad, perhaps you should have drank more. ;-)

chef, it was? Why wasn't I notified?

dr. zombie, you haven't seen any zombie nurses where you work, have you? Always keep that twelve gauge at the ready.

mauigirl, you have to enter an email address this time, which is why I made it abundantly clear that I don't condone mass voting via free email accounts.

SWA, you're a poet and you didn't even know it. Unless you did and simply kept it hid.

grace, this wouldn't have happened if they kept the vampires in charge.

okjimm said...

Ok. I voted. You owe me a beer... A man and his vote are only parted via the graces of filthy lucre or clean beer.

MRMacrum said...

Jeez, it's like a democratic get out the vote canvasing call all over again. When will the nightmare end? Oh yeah, 4/17. Right.

Dean Wormer said...

Okay, done. Don't hurt me.

Beach Bum said...

Voted for Nora, what kind of wine is she drinking with the apparent entree?

Non Je Ne Regrette Rien said...

okay, glad I wasn't the only one confused ...

Bubs said...

This is wonderful, thanks!

Border Explorer said...

I'm totally corrupted. This is the second time I've voted for Nora. She's got the "grandma vote" all sewed up!

Dr. Zaius said...

You have to vote again by Friday! Last chance!