See, left coast potheads, you're not the only member of the union whose economizing is in a severe state of broke down fuckery. But our own Governator, admittedly not as steroided as Ah-nold -- of course, he also didn't take part in Batman & Robin, so score one for the Buckeye -- has found the perfect solution for the impending round of budget cuts that, sadly, doesn't involve growing pot nor Mary Louise Parker coming over chez Randal to be my dealer of love.
Oh Randal, let's bake.
Huh? Oh yeah, the answer to our prayers:
Well, library patrons, there's always browsing copies of People at the local convenient store. One humbug!
Good luck not breaking down during the next minute, mentally ill. Two humbugs!
Latchkey preschoolers, mom just left for her minimum wage job, so here's your chance to run with scissors. Three humbugs! I won! I won!
What, like Strickland, an American governor of an American state in America was gonna reverse the Bobby Taft, American/Ken Doll, American tax cuts?
Maybe you want that oversize novelty check in the hands of anti-competition socialist commie homersexual jihadists, but I still love this country, dammit.