I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me
This is national security.This is national security on transparency.Any questions?
Any Questions??? Shit, ya!!!!who invented 'North'?why do the Cubs still play baseball if they never fucking win the series?How do they get that jelly in the doughnut?What's the point of buying milk that is only 1%?Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?Do you know the way to San Jose?Why do fools fall in love?Got any doughnuts?ok. I gotta go dance.
National Security? Nothing but a myth. Just curl up in a ball under your desk and put a text book over your head...that's what they taught us during the Cuban missile crisis and we're all still alive to talk about it.
Perhaps the birdie has some heavy ammo under its wing. :)How clever! No one would suspect a sweet little bird! I think we have a guinea pig in charge of our national security in Canada. He's really jacked though..(and wears a Rambo bandana.) ((Hugs))Laura
That bird is a terrorist! It's carrying explosives under it's feathers and is on a suicide run to a bald eagle's nest. Obama... consider yourself warned.
This is fucking great Randal! It says volumes whilst using as few words as possible. That redacted friggin memo really chap's my ass. As much as the Justice Dept supporting DOMA and DADT. Fucking hypocrites.
Ah yes, a kamikaze bird headed our way. One never really knows for sure. But if you could answer okjimm's questions - I may just die a happy camper. :)
Perhaps I wasn't clear when we spoke earlier. Let me clarify the issue to you on this nifty medical chart... ;o)
okjimm, Santa Claus, because the Indians never fucking win the series either and it beats flipping burgers at McDonalds, a jelly shotgun, because 0.5% is really bland, be bop deluxe, Deacon Jones, turn left at Albuquerque, better than falling in a hole (sometimes), no.nunly, you can try to sex me up with swanky Cold War tales all you like, I'm not revealing my visitor logs.When I was a wee lad, they made us line up outside against the wall of the credit union. I figured that a nuclear strike would render such action moot.sunshine, does the guinea pig use cans of Molson as ammo? spartacus, there are cells everywhere! Why, just the other day one of those jihadists shit on my car!dusty, then it worked out exactly as planned, not because I'm lazy and didn't want to write anything. ;-)And then you have the goopers voting against war supplementals when NOT voting for them just a few months ago was a case of the Benedict Arnolds. All a bunch of tools. Except for my man Dennis.themom, go on your camping trip, but don't die. ;-)dr.zaius, that's it, from now on I will only comment at your place in French!
I don't get it. Could you please make it clearer?
For a second I thought it was just a pretty ornathological post. Alas, this free bird cannot change.Lord knows, you can't change! See, I know other lyrics than just Morrissey's or those of Le French Chubby Checkers.
I was able to read the blacked-out parts of that memo. Shocking! Some really kinky twisted news about the Bush twins, Bristol Palin and Cheney's daughter (you have to guess which one).
übermilf, give your monitor a quick spray of Windex. That should help.LBR, okay, you do, but do you actually like Skynyrd? tom, I'd rather not and just get back to drinking heavily.
Ubermilf, Just ask Sarah Palin she'll give you a real simple answer. I think it's a Russian bird.
Let's not split feathers or I will be forced to quote some Morrissey lyrics that would be appropriate for the situation. Such as:So then you've found your placeYou say I wanna be the firstStand up comedian in outer spaceBut then in a fantastic birdFantastic birdSpace is gonna thrill youSpace could even kill youBut space will never love you like I doReflecting light down to earthOh yes and then some humour tooJust enough to make us know we don't miss youHave you checked suspension in the fantastic birdFantastic birdScience can engulf youScience then propels youBut science will never love you like I doWhat brings you down to earthAh yes of courseYes, yes, it was a lack of applause"Say something nice or I will quote more Morrissey, you know I'll do it.;-)
demeur, she can see a bit of Russia wherever she travels.LBR, oh yeah? Two can play at this game!I was cutting the rugDown at a place called the jugWith a girl named Linda LuWhen in walked a manWith a gun in his handAnd he was looking for you know who.He said, hey there fellow,With the hair colored yellow,Whatcha tryin' to prove?cause that's my woman thereAnd I'm a man who caresAnd this might be all for you.I was scared and fearing for my life.I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.cause he was lean, mean,Big and bad, lord,Pointin' that gun at me.I said, wait a minute, mister,I didn't even kiss her.Don't want no trouble with you.And I know you don't owe meBut I wish you'd let meAsk one favor from you.Wont you give me three steps,Gimme three steps mister,Gimme three steps towards the door?Gimme three stepsGimme three steps mister,And you'll never see me no more.I was thinking of posting some verse since you were so kind last time out, but I see how it's gonna be. ;-)
I take your Lynyrd Skynyrd and I give you words from the master:The more you ignore meThe closer I getYou're wasting your timeThe more you ignore meThe closer I getYou're wasting your timeI will beIn the barWith my headOn the barI am nowA central partOf your mind's landscapeWhether you careOr do notYeah, I've made up your mindThe more you ignore meThe closer I getYou're wasting your timeThe more you ignore meThe closer I getYou're wasting your timeBeware !I bear more grudgesThan lonely high court judgesWhen you sleepI will creepInto your thoughtsLike a bad debtThat you can't payTake the easy wayAnd give inYeah, and let me inOh, let me inOh let me ...Oh, let me inIT'S WARIT'S WARIT'S WARIT'S WARIT'S WAR"Checkmate! Mwah-ha-haaaaaaaa-ha!!
National security my backside. That little bird could be carrying a nasty bio-weapon fomenting in its gut and trained by the evil (insert favorite bogeyman here) to fly over innocent Americans men and women sipping on their six dollar Starbucks and poop in their expensive coffee causing fatal erectile dysfunction and early onset terminal crankiness.
Ditto, what Dusty said.okjimm went too far when he asked, "Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?"There are things that are just too deep, too powerful, too transcendental — just too too — to be used as levity in a blog comment.Let's show a little respect for one of life's enduring mysteries.
Do you want to hear about True Sheer Madness? Today on another ladies blog I actually left a comment that said.."I love your bush!!".(of course I was talking about a jasmine bush but still!!)Thank goodness that she's a good christian. She probably won't read anything into it. Sorry ... I'm in a mood tonight!
Just a more articulate and better looking Dubya.BTW, I removed his pic from my blog. Fool me once...:(
Maybe that nutcase Sarah Palin could pray more?After all, McCandy belonged to a radical, Christian church that believes you can "pray away the gay," so why not "pray away the security threat," too?Funny though, for all that prayer, McCandy couldn't keep her unmarried teenage daughter off the cock.
S.W. /Let's show a little respect for one of life's enduring mysteries./OK. We can leave that question alone..... but then I would pose another:Where does that lint in belly-buttons come from? And how much needs to be collected to make a pair of mittens?
LBR, the master, you say? This one?End of passion play, crumbling awayI'm your source of self-destructionVeins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clearLeading on your deaths constructionTaste me you will seeMore is all you needDedicated toHow I'm killing youCome crawling fasterObey your MasterYour life burns fasterObey your MasterMaster!Master of Puppets I'm pulling your stringsTwisting your mind and smashing your dreamsBlinded by me, you can't see a thingJust call my name, 'cause I'll hear you screamMaster!Master!Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you screamMaster!Master!And those jokers said war was good for absolutely nothing. ;-)BB, you're exactly right, and unlike the drones we're currently using, there is a limit to stealthiness. But no one would suspect a bird!SWA, you're right. I'm sorry. I simply didn't want to be sacked by Deacon Jones. Even at 70-something he's still scary.sunshine, does she love your bush? I meant the greenery in your yard, of course.hill, excuse me? Chimpy was the handsomest of handsome men. Jeff Gannon thought so and if you want to wrangle with Talon Media, well, you live on the edge.christopher, maybe she wasn't praying to the right one, like that of that witchfinder general loon. You sir, were no Vincent Price.okjimm, that's from the feds. How else do you think they keep track of your every move? Tapping your phone? You watch too many movies.As for your second question, ask Mitt.
In conclusion:"So, goodbyePlease stay with your own kindAnd I'll stay with mine...I know I need hardly sayHow much I love your casual wayOh, but please put your Lynard Skynard(small alteration of lyrics) awayA little higher and we're well awayThe dark nights are drawing inAnd your humour is as black as themI look at yours, you laugh at mineAnd "love" is just a miserable lieYou have destroyed my flower-like lifeNot once - twiceYou have corrupt my innocent mind"Sure, "Hang the DJ" was an obvious choice but I try not to go with the obvious.;-)
Hey, that last one was old school Metallica. And all this time you had me fooled thinking that you were a metalhead and not a Mopey Morrissey Minion. ;-)
I don't have a bush ~ in my yard that is. :)
Randal asked, "Where does that lint in belly-buttons come from?"T-shirts, mostly. However, word has it one can now buy this material by the 8 oz. bag at WallyMart. It's imported from China, natch."And how much needs to be collected to make a pair of mittens?"My Chinese source is looking into it. If he gets back to me, I'll be sure to let you know. :)
My apology, okjimm. I attributed your question to RG.
Christopher suggested, "Maybe that nutcase Sarah Palin could pray more?"That's an excellent idea. It might keep Palin out of the media for awhile and thereby limit her ability to serve as a chronic, recurrent distraction from things that actually matter.Truth be known, though, I doubt Palin is of a temperament to spend hours a day in prayer, meditation or contemplation. Watching soaps and talking on the phone, maybe, but not praying.
SWA, now this is lead-free lint, right? I already get my daily USDA allowance of lead.Can those hours on the phone be spent talking to more radio station pranksters from Canada? Now that was comical.
RG, lead-free belly-button lint, yes. Radioactive? YMMV.Re: Palin. Yes, that phone prank was some priceless parlez vous. However, fool her once, shame on her. Fool her twice . . . uh, shame on . . .uh, shame . . . on me(?).
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