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Friday, June 12, 2009
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I know life's a bummer baby, but that's got precious little to do with me
I told you it simply doesn't work
Frankie goes to hollywood
misery city
hé, le monde
Lies, damned lies and statistics that lie
- Randal Graves
- I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me, except the following:
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Must be all the fucking swearing
Apparently, I'm not as evil as I thought
An award that I didn't earn but had foolishly bestowed upon me by another perhaps stranger than I
everyone's a slut
Rated E for everyone
Artsy fartsy
Shut your mouth. twice.
actually, do whatever the hell you want
Je suis brilliante !
I got this for being old
Amazing spider-man
triple word score
fancy that
15 comments:
"I have here in my hand a list of 205—a list of names that were made known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Socialist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State Department."
Rush "McCarthy" Limbaugh
Whoops!
You forgot to change the number every time you wrote "list."
Other than that.
Perfect.
S
So is Johnny Depp in this version?
Every time I see pix of that guy I think to myself- I want that jacket. I bet it's comfortable in the summer.
Reaching for his crotch is a Muslim Brotherhood thing. You really wouldn't understand.
Susan and I must be thinking the same thing today.
My first impression was.."What's with the guy reaching for his junk?"
Oh those silly guys from Eye-ran! Hehe..
((Hugs))
Laura
"I have incriminating pictures of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity doing the, ahem, anyway, if I lose the election, everybody in America will see these pictures."
reach out and touch someone?
"I have here ironclad proof that I have won the election in a landslide. I also have divine insight provided by Allah himself about how to be the best president in the world. Further, I have a collection of David Letterman's 10 best top-10 lists ever. Plus — would you believe? — winning Powerball numbers which I will use to greatly reduce the Americans' wealth!"
Iranian mosh pit?
We'll kill him in the glass elevator.
okjimm, I knew it! Mahmoud is a red!
suzan, so many commies, so little time.
LBR, just for you ladies, I'll have my people call his people.
dean, it has that serviceable, yet sporty look. If this whole election thing ends up exploding - unlikely, granted - I'm sure he has a bright future as a male model.
susan, are you sure he's being hardcore? Maybe he's singing "The Hills Are Alive" in his head.
sunshine, you're all a bunch of perverts.
tom, hell, if that's the case, I'll vote for the guy!
liberality, yes, you all are a bunch of perverts.
SWA, oh hell no, those Powerball numbers are mine! FB, you didn't steal those from Mahmoud, did you?
BB, what is it? Caught In A Mosh!
dr. zaius, You promised, Daddy! You promised I'd have it the very first day!
where are the ompah loompahs?
Rush ate all of them.
Graves, you swine!
The Oompa Loompaz are carrying him away to drown him in a vat of chocolate!
Regards,
Tengrain
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