Friday, June 12, 2009

Mahmoud and the Chocolate Factory

"I got the last golden ticket!"


okjimm said...

"I have here in my hand a list of 205—a list of names that were made known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Socialist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State Department."

Rush "McCarthy" Limbaugh

Suzan said...


You forgot to change the number every time you wrote "list."

Other than that.



La Belette Rouge said...

So is Johnny Depp in this version?

Dean Wormer said...

Every time I see pix of that guy I think to myself- I want that jacket. I bet it's comfortable in the summer.

susan said...

Reaching for his crotch is a Muslim Brotherhood thing. You really wouldn't understand.

sunshine said...

Susan and I must be thinking the same thing today.
My first impression was.."What's with the guy reaching for his junk?"
Oh those silly guys from Eye-ran! Hehe..

Tom Harper said...

"I have incriminating pictures of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity doing the, ahem, anyway, if I lose the election, everybody in America will see these pictures."

Liberality said...

reach out and touch someone?

S.W. anderson said...

"I have here ironclad proof that I have won the election in a landslide. I also have divine insight provided by Allah himself about how to be the best president in the world. Further, I have a collection of David Letterman's 10 best top-10 lists ever. Plus — would you believe? — winning Powerball numbers which I will use to greatly reduce the Americans' wealth!"

Beach Bum said...

Iranian mosh pit?

Dr. Zaius said...

We'll kill him in the glass elevator.

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, I knew it! Mahmoud is a red!

suzan, so many commies, so little time.

LBR, just for you ladies, I'll have my people call his people.

dean, it has that serviceable, yet sporty look. If this whole election thing ends up exploding - unlikely, granted - I'm sure he has a bright future as a male model.

susan, are you sure he's being hardcore? Maybe he's singing "The Hills Are Alive" in his head.

sunshine, you're all a bunch of perverts.

tom, hell, if that's the case, I'll vote for the guy!

liberality, yes, you all are a bunch of perverts.

SWA, oh hell no, those Powerball numbers are mine! FB, you didn't steal those from Mahmoud, did you?

BB, what is it? Caught In A Mosh!

dr. zaius, You promised, Daddy! You promised I'd have it the very first day!

Distributorcap said...

where are the ompah loompahs?

Randal Graves said...

Rush ate all of them.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

The Oompa Loompaz are carrying him away to drown him in a vat of chocolate!



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