Thursday, March 24, 2011

The indifferent cosmos ain't so much after all

'tis the only plausible explanation for this so-called serendipitous return of winter in light of the impending holy service to be held this Saturday evening.

Oh, a bunch of crazy crap happened yesterday & is likely happening now. I'm sure someone somewhere is raging about it & I'd wager some of them are right on. For those about to type, we salute you.

Two days till catharsis woo!

Speaking of death, bah & humbug. Sure, the library's "vault" is a not-that-underground, asbestos-infested rathole, but I'm not that blind, so yours truly wins the dystopia, triumphant hardee har har.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Suddenly, I feel like rowing a longship across the water and sacking a village.

Shall we raid Toledo?

Randal Graves said...

I never trusted those Mudhens & their shifty little beady eyes.

Tengrain said...

Where 'er there's crazy crap, can that swine, Graves be far behind? Some say No!

Well, whatever it is that has your card catalog in a bunch, I hope it gets better.


Your Pal Tengrain

Anonymous said...

...and here's Mother Nature, with the wrap up:

Message: I care.

okjimm said...

//impending holy service to be held this Saturday evening. //

hey, and just saying, I prefer to conduct service Friday afternoons, @4:30.... do attend... beautiful downtown Wisconsington.. can't miss it..just take a right after Chicago. Do attend... we will perform the blessed sacrament of turning beer into buffoonery and passing out the crisped fragments of our Saviour, Mr. Potato Head. Just ask for Reverend jimm....

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, Magic 8-Ball says all signs point to maybe.

charles, sheesh, didn't we kill her yet?

okjimm, potato heads, potato heads
roly poly potato heads eat them up yum!

Liberality said...

hey, my Magic 8-Ball doesn't work but I hope yours is right :)

S.W. Anderson said...

As if Ohio doesn't have enough trouble it appears you're cursed with a dose of inland NW weather. Which is to say unseasonably cold, dark, windy, wet, miserable . . . the list goes on.

My region doesn't own lousy weather. Mother Nature just sends it here first to make sure it works. Trust me, it works.

Jim H. said...

What's the opposite of Indian Summer? Cowboy Winter?

Haven't been able to decipher the catharsis bidness:

"March 26 - 28, 2009
Original Sewing and Quilt Expo
What: See hundreds of quilts as well as accessories and demonstrations.
Where: Cleveland I-X Center"

Tom Harper said...

"For those about to type, we salute you."

Ah yes, AC/DC's "Ode to a Secretary."

Beach Bum said...

The ever insane and starvation skinny Ann Coulter has assured everyone that radiation is actually good for humans so I do not understand all the panic. Bunch of wussies!

okjimm said...

Ha! what BBum said...... I like Ann Coulter....she reminds me of a pretzel dipped in mustard no one likes.

Demeur said...

Hey OK that's an insult to pretzels ya know.

Randal Graves said...

liberality, is it policy to permit Magic 8-Balls to comment on other Magic 8-Balls?

SWA, cursed? It's lovely!

jim, if that's the case, Mother Nature could at least supply a Morricone track.

Hey man, quilts are necessary for Cowboy Winters.

tom, sigh, kicked in the teeth. Time to shake a leg, it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire.

BB, anyone created in a supervillain's secret nuclear lab would say that.

okjimm, don't be badmouthing mustard by using it in the same sentence as her. What's next, Obama and steak?

demeur, dammit, I'm hungry.