Saturday, March 19, 2011

Why board games are better than real life























A crawling, tentacled horror of bulbous slime from the beyond the stars or an Armani-clad huckster, I know which one I'd fire upon. Au moins the former only wants to eat you.

17 comments:

Liberality said...

transmogriffic! :)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Ha, a Will check, you say?

Well your card won't work on George Effing Will, because he's a worm already.
~

David Barber said...

With reference to your comment on my post yesterday.....

Randal - Just pick red or blue and then you'll be covered for the Manchester derby in the FA Cup semi-final! How dare you hate United!

:-)

Have a great weekend, buddy.

Demeur said...

Graves you rat! You've captured the essence of my rant today in 25 words of less.

Now where can I get me one of those guns? I'd like to turn a few worms into lesser worms.

Randal Graves said...

liberality, spiffy as a spaceman!

if, I'm not sure it would work on him anyway, as his enchanted bowtie has no doubt been blessed by the Old Ones.

david, I'm still rooting for the ref, and the other side who makes it to the final. Boo, oligarchized teams, boo! I'll be sure to pick up an extra pie for Fergie the Spectator. :)

demeur, the less I say, the less chance there is of exposing myself as a misinformed fraud, but since that's been revealed aeons ago, you get Calvinball.

Charles F. Oxtrot said...

blast the Armani-wearing-skinbag and you might make a friend for the blob... or food for the blob.

When you encounter a griz, your best survival tool is to be faster or smarter than whomever you're with!

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Beach Bum said...

Just taking a break from my drinking game, every time someone on MSNBC says "Tripoli" I drink a shot of tequila. Now I hear the Brits and France are taking the "lead" in this new crusade and because of that McCain is snorting disparaging remarks but Obama is now in Rio having fun and watching his March Madness brackets so all is well.

Transmogrifier? Isn't that what the Armani wearing shits did to my 401k?

Randal Graves said...

charles, well then, I best make some bait, I mean, friends!

BB, you should do the Pee-Wee dance because are not the halls of power the private club of the Satan's Helpers?

Laura said...

I have no idea what this post is about.
Did you know that there is going to be a "Super Moon" tonight? :P

((Hugs))
Laura

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

There is no lesser worm.

Say, will that work on the take-out from Ray's?

Regards,

Tengrain

Tom Harper said...

At least nobody gets conned into voting for the "crawling, tentacled horror of bulbous slime from the beyond the stars."

Or do they?

okjimm said...

// an Armani-clad huckster//

howza bout a JC Penn clad grifter? times are tough....

okjimm said...

re: what Tom Harper said....//or do they? Yupperz... just check out Governor of Wisxonsin...

S.W. Anderson said...

Board game, in the age Wii? I thought I was the only retro type around here.

Re: Armani-clad hucksters. Ready, aim . . . :)

Demeur said...

Tengrain what do you mean? Tthe result IS the take out at Rays'.

Randal Graves said...

laura, it's about whatever anyone wants it to be about.

Supermoon of Doom didn't kill nearly as many as I had assumed it would.

tengrain, Famous Ray's stopped serving worms once they monopolized the human market.

tom, until the stars are right, Kodos is a fine choice, too.

okjimm, you never bring donuts anymore, man!

SWA, there's a place for both, board games rule, goddammit.

demeur, humans humans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot.