Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Fine, I'll slack at work instead & how is that any different from any other day I'll let you decide

So that's why all the viking kids grew up to rape & pillage.

As the young people say (did say? I don't know, Daddy-O, hey hey you you get off of my cloud), word. Oh, mucho thanko to a certain ethnic plumber broadcaster for darkthroning on the radio this crisp morn & if I was an ultra jerk instead of a part-time jerk, I would've put it on speaker for all the public transportationistas to enjoy.

Look man, I better use up some of this vacation before it's outlawed & you know what they say about outlaws. Printemps break falls within a serendipitous collection of works (creating's the real work, motherfuckers & the stuff I've got for swanky zine action, shudder, I suck & unofficial deadlines are made to be horribly axe-murdered, no?) & days, a Michael Stanley double shot of Champions League action & public drunken bunga bunga avoidance. Kill two crows with one well-placed potato gun shot, wee lasses & lads, I'll drink to that.

[ed. note: for your edification, the Undisclosed Location has been disclosed. Sloppy, CheneyBot, sloppy.]


thatgirl said...

What, you don't want to share 'Hiking Metal Punks' in all its tinny glory to counteract the Waka Flacka? No Jay & Silent Bob dance moves?

But since you've got a way with words, and because I attempt to be a good God-fearing lass, all is forgiven.

Room Mom Helper said...

I think you're actually making sense to me now, and I am deeply alarmed.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

When outlaws are outlawed, only outlaws will outlaw?

Anonymous said...

Those bead curtains scare me, I can't push "play."

They also remind me of what I saw the only time I smoked salvia divinorum -- I saw beads of red, yellow, blue, green, orange liquid light dripping down through a doorway/passageway. I like that memory the way it is, don't want Pompel & pilt distorting it!

Randal Graves said...

thatgirl, you know what they say about crackers & groove.

übermilf's 99 cent disguise, believe me, I'm counting down the days, too.

if, do two outlaws cancel each other out, leaving a horrible conformity in it's wake?

charles, are you promoting Illegal Drug Use? Someone around here needs to start thinking of the children!

Anonymous said...

Nay, my good sir. Salvia divinorum is legal! I am promoting a Huxleyish opening of a door or two... it's all about the doors! (sorry Mr Morrison)

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

That is all. Carry on.



Randal Graves said...

charles, oh sure, throw up your strawman when you know this is a gateway to heroin, coke, crack & meth!

tengrain, that's it?

No snark from you, no insult from übermilf, man, you fuckers are lamer by the day.

Crow said...

Crow says he doesn't want to hear anymore of this killing crows business or he'll stop sharing the Remy martin with you.

okjimm said...

/you fuckers are lamer by the day./

Hey.... it is the most endearing aspect of your readership. Face forward &stuff!!

Tom Harper said...

Outlawing vacations, yes that's next on the GOP agenda. Real Americans would rather work 24/7/365 to make their CEOs richer.

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal, you should go for some swanky zine action. Don't fear deadlines; they build character. And who knows, said zine might even pay you money.

Chef Cthulhu said...

Just remember - a potato gun in the hand is worth two in the banana hammock.

Beach Bum said...

What Tom Harper said in spades, Hell I have even heard about a few states pushing bills to "loosen" child labor laws. I'm calling my elected state assembly flunky tomorrow, that South Carolina is not leading the way on this important piece of pro-business legislation is a crime.

Randal Graves said...

crow, I meant vultures, of course, human vultures.

okjimm, & how about stopping by with some famous Wisconsinonian cheese by the way, especially after I brought all those potholes & orange barrels last time.

tom, I live for work, it defines my very soul. Which kinda makes sense given how poor that thingamajig is.

SWA, given that it's an in-house gig, not really. Wanna buy a copy? Fifty bucks.

chef, you just inadvertently gave me an idea, a breakaway banana republic from this banana republic!

BB, you better get on that, otherwise your state will start to have a reputation of being soft on slackers. Especially those lazy kids who refuse to stick their hand in the gears.

S.W. Anderson said...

Randal responded: ". . . given that it's an in-house gig, not really."

At least it's not an outhouse gig. :)

Hey, if I had $50 to blow, I'd be out somewhere living large.