"Wanna see something really scary?"
1. So any of you angsty rural cracker meth heads cooking up names for venting the non-sequential, four-suit hand you've nelsonmuntzly been dealt via the time-honored & fiscally-lucrative grindcore tradition, remember where you first saw Tranny Fisticuffs.
I'm looking at you, Proto-Bros. (Hey, that's a good one, too.)
2. This is what tags & tracks us peonage:
If The Man's local HR rampaging technobot minions had the biggest Bon Scotts of them all, this is what should tag & track us peonage:
Harder to slack from a sack of Olympian stomach acid, n'est-ce pas?
3. Storm of the Yeti!
5. Reader's choice! Throw those child's bones! Everyone's a wiener!*
6. One day till catharsis woo!
*hey, I gave your ass an out before more metal. Taisez-vous, connard.