Monday, February 18, 2008

Hail (frog of) Satan!













"Vive la France, suckers!"

Sorry Anton, you missed out on having one of these for a pet by about 65 million years. Which is about 3000 years on the Fundie Jesus calendar.

The Devil Frog vs. Hypnotoad? Now that would be a pay-per-view worth purchasing.

14 comments:

Function of Time said...

I never understood the raining frog concept.

pissed off patricia said...

That is one bad assed looking frog. I'd put my money on him no matter who he went up against.

La Belette Rouge said...

I love French frogs, but this guy is a bad, bad, bad frog. I hate that he ate the poor baby dinosaurs.
Speaking of raining frogs, did you see Magnolia. I love that movie!

Mary Ellen said...

Well, you know what they say, "size is everything". '-)

Dean Wormer said...

Hypnotoad would get creamed. Hypnoboma toad would kick devil toad's ass.

TomCat said...

I recognize that face! It's Cheney!!

Angie said...

So you're saying I shouldn't thaw the specimen I've got frozen in my basement?

dguzman said...

imagine how many flies (and baby dinos) he'd have to eat per day!

Mary Ellen said...

Hey, Randal....are you chasing your wife around the house naked again? Get back to blogging, slacker!

Scarlet W. Blue said...

It looks just like Jabba the Hutt!

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Freida Bee said...

I have visited this post four times and not commented because of that frog.


I think he ate Randal, you guys.

Randal Graves said...

colleen, as you can clearly see here, do not fuck with the frog.

POP, you've got that right. plus, he might be packing heat.

LBR, but what if he ate a baby t.rex, thereby allowing the various species of duck-billed dinosaurs to thrive, thus creating a more peaceful Cretaceous!

ME, is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

dean, only because of his legion of cultists.

tomcat, okay, now you just ruined everything!

angie, not if you want to live. we'll have to nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

dguzman, I just hope he got enough exercise to offset that massive intake.

ME, bah! I had the day off, I took advantage! ;-)

SWB, he better not eat Han Solo!

FB, he was about to, but I prayed to Fundie Jesus and he gave one a diamond-encrusted, Benny Hinn Crusader Sword and I cut that fucker in half. Frying up the legs as we speak!

Dr. Zaius said...

Ann Coulter!