"Johnny, which one of those babies do you want me to eat?
How about that one right there."
"Um, no thanks, Rudy, I think I would like their parents to vote for me."
"But I'm sooooo hungry. You didn't bogart all the ferrets, did you?"
"Yes, wingnut press, I have boobies. No, you can't see them."
"Some of my best friends are black!"
"Yeah, right. Hey, let go already. I've got another thousand to shake!"
"Damn sons. Where did they hide the bikes? Ouch, my hammy! I'm gonna feel that come morning. Worthless magic underpants."
"Kneel before Zod! I mean, Jesus!"
I love the smell of snake oil in the morning.