Monday, February 18, 2008

Oh, when bad posts go marching in!

It's five o' clock halftime somewhere. So, I don't know, go drink beer, or something.

I'm not sure this particular album cover qualifies for filing under 'weirdness,' though. There's nothing especially weird about it --

-- although the referee's face does reveal the fact that he was once a former Nazi guard now in dire need of reconstructive surgery --

-- for the Lions do often loose*, and loose big, especially under a man who belongs on the Mount Rushmore of bad general managers. And we all laughed at the Wayne Fontes regime. Shame on us.

I don't know what the hell the NFL has to do with bad college marching band music.

Yes, I'm obviously scrambling. To see what an actual, gut-spilling, bloodied-human-emotion post looks like, go here. All you get today chez Randal is funky vinyl. Break out the brass!

*'loose' is a stronger version of 'lose,' in case you were wondering.
I believe it's Dutch.


Distributorcap said...

i had no sports for a whole week -- and then i come back to the Daytona. tho i did watch clemens lie.

La Belette Rouge said...

That referee proves that your skin can be too soft. If he is interested, I can recommend something that might improve the firmness of his jaw line. ;-)

Mary Ellen said...

Gee...and I always thought half time marches were sexy. Go figure.

That second pic...the guy with the melting face. That's kinda how I feel today...I'm mellllltiiinnnng.

Quit slackin' on your posts, I'm waiting for some poetry, at the very least a dirty limerick.

Happy Monday, kiddo.

pissed off patricia said...

Wake me when football season starts again. There is one bright spot, the draft happens in April.

fairlane said...

My Cardinals have a big game tonight against Syracuse.

We're slowly, but surely, climbing back up the ladder, and you mugs better watch out!!

Betty C. said...

Hey, I like your bad album cover posts. Don't feel guilty about them!

Randal Graves said...

dcap, but that's not a sport. The car is doing all the work. I just can't get excited about coffins with internal combustion engines going around in an oval for three hours. Now, congressional testimony and deception, THAT is a sport!

LBR, a steel plate or two? ;-)

ME, only if done in swimsuits. And melting? Didn't you guys get another bout of snow?

Hey, I've tossed up enough poetry for a while. If I did that again, it might be expected on a regular basis and most of my crap is utter garbage. Though I could just steal some...

Right back at ya. Especially since I'm off today and tomorrow. Muah!

POP, that is very true. We're so sorry to have been 10-6 so that pick we traded you isn't as good as you would've thought.

fairlane, well my Buckeyes, though good, certainly won't be challenging for any kind of title this year.

betty, oh don't worry, I kid. I'd probably rather do one of these instead of the internets 5,754,447,123rd political post. The world quite often resembles a rotted corpse, so a bit of distracting levity is always welcome in between bouts of drinking. ;-)

Mary Ellen said...

Hey....are you dissing my political posts? That's it...on Friday I'm doing a post on something about sex...oh wait, can't do that, it's Lent. Maybe I'll do a religion post. Yikes! Or maybe I'll just steal one of your posts and say it's mine. It works for Obama...why not?

Randal Graves said...

So, which is it, bad poetry or politics? I've got all you suckers for the latter. ;-)

On second thought, just post about sex. I won't tell your priest.

fairlane said...

Just to give you an update, the Cards won.

I watched OSU play Michigan the other day, and all I can say is, I wish we played in the Big 10.

Dean Wormer said...


Fairlane's post is pretty damned good.

Thank's for that, Randal.

As I read it I just kept seeing Bill Murray in Meatballs chanting "It just doesn't matter!"

Emera said...

Good post.