What Bush and the rest of the neocon war criminals on both sides of the pond will sadly never have the chance to attempt. And if they did, it's not like they wouldn't have well-funded friends willing to reciprocate the scratching of the backs. For a price.
Oh, if only the enemy didn't have that seductive twinkle in her eye.
Then we wouldn't have to sleep with her, really, we wouldn't.
Oh, if only we knew a magic spell!