Saturday, February 16, 2008


What Bush and the rest of the neocon war criminals on both sides of the pond will sadly never have the chance to attempt. And if they did, it's not like they wouldn't have well-funded friends willing to reciprocate the scratching of the backs. For a price.

Oh, if only the enemy didn't have that seductive twinkle in her eye.
Then we wouldn't have to sleep with her, really, we wouldn't.

Oh, if only we knew a magic spell!


Dean Wormer said...

Holy cow I had not read that story.

Our good buddies the Saudis proudly marching into the 12th century.

Of course if there was even an ounce of the morality they so often babble about in this administration they would come down hard on Saudi Arabia to stop the execution of this poor woman.

I won't hold my breath.

FranIAm said...

What are you doing here? I thought that Mary Ellen had sacrificed you when she realized that we were fresh out of virgins????

Randal Graves said...

dean, have ye forgotten already? Jesus hates witches, too!

fran, oh right, like some puny mortal can compete with the cosmic power of Cthulhu. Pshaw!

Scarlet W. Blue said...

Ain't breakin no rocks on no chain gang....

I've seen those guys 4 times in concert. Sans Bon, of course (RIP).

Randal Graves said...

Man, that would've been sweet. Not sure my folks would've let me go as a toddler, though. Not that I knew who the hell AC/DC was in 1978. Muah.