Friday, December 26, 2008

My love for you is like a truck, berserker!

Between trying to come up with a quality post-Xmas post to post, and all my other important work, I'm simply swamped. Hope everyone got what they wanted unless it conflicts with anything I'd want.

Have a good weekend, ladies and germs, and see you next week.


Bull said...

Did you just say "making fuck?"

Have a good one.

Dean Wormer said...

Angelina Jolie was sadly missing from my stocking.

La Belette Rouge said...

Large screen TV, shoes, lovely sofa and my puppy. Christmas didn't totally suck. I can still complain. Just ask me.
Hope you enjoy the post-Christmas fun.

Anonymous said...

Dean - I got Angelina Jolie! Did you get my Johnny Depp?

Thank goodness you're not going to wear yourself out, Randal.

Utah Savage said...

Randal is that you in that photo up top? Because if it is, Johnny Depp just got moved to the bottom of my list. And your wife? Well, better not say what I wish for her. I'm sure she'll be able to find a replacement for you...

God gave the Mormons a foot of heavy snow over a thick sheet of ice. I'm sure they are very grateful for a chance to use their new snowblowers. For me, it was an hour of back breaking work to shovel out just the back driveway. Maybe I need to convert and one of my Mormon neighbors will come snowblow my front driveway. Fuck the mailman and the sidewalking dog walkers, they just better have good traction on their new boots.

So when do I get you? It's still Kwanzaa and then we have New Year's Eve, and them Happy Blogaversary.

Tom Harper said...

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and a good weekend in between.

Dean Wormer said...

Dcup- Aha!

That explains everything.

Unfortunately your Johnny Depp is dressed like Willy Wonka. I assume you asked for the Jack Sparrow model and there was some mix-up.

anita said...

i'm not sure if i'm a lady (i can only think of jerry lewis at this time ....... LAAAAYDEEEE!) or a germ, or both. probably both. but that's neither here nor there. i think.


enjoy your rest randal. you've been working very hard and deserve it. seriously. i mean it. no, i'm not being mocking OR facetious. not me.

[cough, cough ... wheeeeeze, wheeeeze]


okjimm said...

////////////////Posting!???? I have been shoveling white shit for the last three days,,,,,, or driving through it. I think Christmas should be in july.

A much more sensible month!

Live long and Prosper!!

Beach Bum said...

This shit ain't over yet? Next year, Christmas in the Caribbean.

Snave said...
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Snave said...

Utah, I'm with ya with the snow stuff. My back is pretty sore right about now after another six inches of snow last night. Yucch! I think Beach Bum has the right attitude, maybe next Christmas the Snaves can go to Hawaii or the Bahamas... but nah, that costs money! 8-)

Glad you have some time to put your feet up, Randal. As a teacher, and with New Years's Day falling on a Thursday this year, I don't have to go back to work until about January 5. So, after a quick two-day excursion tomorrow and Monday to Portland, OR to take my daughters back to their house and back to college, I will have about six days to do as little as possible. Time to cheer on my beloved Ducks in their likely loss to Oklahoma State in the Holiday Bowl!

Hope you got lots of goodies and had a good Christmas! And Happy Nude Year!!

Aphrodite said...

Merry Xmas, RG.

Betty C. said...

You take it easy and happy holidays!

Dusty said...

Randal, you sir are a Lazy bastard! ;p

Chargers win and they are in..what say you on that topic?

Randal Graves said...

bull, I was very sad when Olaf didn't make a return appearance in the last flick.

dean, I think her and Brad are off adopting another kid.

LBR, by all means, complain. Other styles may come and go, but that it always a classic.

dcup, that would go against everything I stand for.

utah, no, the real me has never made an appearance on this blog. Come to think of it, neither has that Who song.

Tell them that if they shovel your drive and sidewalk, there's a pair of magical underpants in it for them.


Hey now, you think it's easy coming up with crap in the disguise of actual prose? Much more difficult than coming up with an actually decent post. Of course, no one reads those. ;-)

okjimm, according to the astronomers, Xmas actually was in July! Or sometime in the summer at any rate. I'll talk to Cthulhu and see what I can do about the snow.

BB, ain't over yet? Hasn't even started. We had mid 60s on Saturday!

snave, you teachers might be the most insane of us all. I'll never understand how you do it without setting things on fire.

And don't misunderestimate the Ducks! At least Oklahoma State doesn't have Barry Sanders, right? ;-)

aphrodite, you too, person I've never met before.

betty, and to you. Even though the holidays are generally over.

dusty, best 8-8 team I've ever seen. Except maybe for my 85 Browns who SHOULD have beaten the goddamn Fish.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Funny, I bought myself "Clerks" on DVD as a Christmas present.

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