Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Toxic Garbage Island

"That sounds about right."

Oh, poor brain, you're still out of it, huh.

"Sorry, I couldn't be of more help, slacker."

That's fine, you bastard.

"Hey, I've given you suggestions. Unka Dick, Rickie the Homophobe."

Yawn. Like the Democrats would willingly implicate themselves in their eight year Enabling Act.

"Oh, Godwin?"

As for Hawaiian Shirt Guy, double yawn. Like the Democrats would willingly reward their supporters in lieu of placating extremists, all in the name of bipartisanship which, to my knowledge, is officially outlawed in the RNC bylaws except when out of power.

"You're an angry man. At least you aren't posting any bad verse."

Go Cheney yourself.



Because that's pretty much what Xmas In Murka® is.

13 comments:

La Belette Rouge said...

And, I thought I had a cruel and brutal inner voice. I have said all kinds of horrible things to myself. But, I have never said "Go Cheney yourself." I think your inner voice needs a time out for that kind of language.

Hill said...

Why, Randal, I "Cheney" myself all the time.

Don't you?

:)

Randal Graves said...

LBR, you should see me when I'm really mad, then I tell myself to go Hitler myself.

hill, you know, I can't say that I have. ;-)

DCup said...

Do you mean shoot yourself in the face?

Randal Graves said...

Hey, I had no idea I was there.

susan said...

You mean he's confessed to beating around the Bush?

Unconventional Conventionist said...

I got nothing either. It seemed appropriate to come here and say so.

Liberality said...

Like the Democrats would willingly reward their supporters in lieu of placating extremists, all in the name of bipartisanship which, to my knowledge, is officially outlawed in the RNC bylaws except when out of power.

you got that shit right!

Beach Bum said...

Shame on you to use such a vile term like "Cheney". Fuck dude, kids might read this stuff.

MRMacrum said...

It's indeed a sad situation to come to someone else's blog with only the ability to spell. And that is only because some gadget inside the guts of the machine has checked it out first.

It would seem that Cheney-ing myself right now would be the right thing to do. But with only a weapon and no ammo, I would only do a half assed job of it. Somehow the idea of pistol whipping myself does not offer the same appeal.

Spartacus said...

You're an Iron Man, dude. I see now that illness is no impediment to snark, even in the face of being "Cheneyed".

Randal Graves said...

susan, I thought he just beats to torture videos.

UC, I really don't feel like writing about politics, and half the time when I might, someone already has and says what I would've, and better. Plus the subject makes me want to throw rotten tomatoes at everyone.

liberality, this is why I laugh at this weirdo inclusion crap. If it works, more power to them, but I'm not laying any money down on it as I've got 40 years of evidence backing me up.

BB, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm glad someone is thinking of the children.

mrmacrum, speling and propper gramer is overated or havint yoo payeeng tenshun the last ate yeers?

Are you a comic book villain? They usually have high pain thresholds.

spartacus, thanks, but it's really my deep-seated aversion to work that deserves all the credit.

Utah Savage said...

You should get an award for best new curse of the decade--Go Chenney yourself!