Friday, December 19, 2008

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale


















Once upon a time, the end.

22 comments:

Spartacus said...

Heh... Said Hansel and Gretel to the old Witch:

Eat me.

Dean Wormer said...

I like your minamalist approach but am afraid your fairy tale lacks a certain amount of character development.

Also- put an evil liberal in the story as the antagonist.

Thanks,

Editor

Hill said...

BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!

Best fairy tale ever!

:)

anita said...

oh. i get it. just another lazy day chez randal.

;)

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, zing!

dean, I would, but the evil liberal stole all of my ideas! And the character development!

hill, thanks, but it could've used a bit more blood, no? ;-)

anita, hey, don't blame me, blame my lazy brain!

susan said...

Well, they say every picture tells a story and that's a nice one. Not quite Rackham but close.

La Belette Rouge said...

I bet the kids love that one.

DCup said...

Have you been reading my diary again, Randal?

Randal Graves said...

susan, that's who they reminded me of, too. I found them here.

LBR, keep 'em short. Leaves more time for dad to watch sports. I love my kids.

dcup, hey, you steal my post title, I steal your prose. God Bless the Old Testament.

Anyone out there have any non-political ideas for a post?

Liberality said...

I read a beginning and an end but where is the middle?

okjimm said...

Cop-out, Dude! I want ogres, gingerbread houses, gang-banging elves.... ya know, the good stuff!

Libs... howza this for a middle

"..and then.."

Femin Susan said...

Hi...
Well, the picture tells a story and that's a nice one.
Wishing you in advance "A Merry X'Mas and A Happy New Year''

Utah Savage said...

Happy shopping.

Distributorcap said...

i here the movie doesnt follow the story

Tom Harper said...

The world's shortest fairy tale begat the world's shortest comment:

"__"

Swinebread said...

That's like god's time right?

Beach Bum said...

I know libraries are catching hell because of budget cuts but this is ridiculous. Of course even the biblethumpers would love this story.

ourjuicylife said...

won't be selling that to hollywood! I like it though, cut to the chase, why drag things out.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

I got 2:

1) American exceptionalism

2) Obama against war

Snave said...

I have issues with my attention span, so I believe this is one of the best fairy tales of all time!

Thanks for the great post! I love it

susan said...

That was wonderful. Here's another I like.

Betty C. said...

Il était une fois...et ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'enfants.

Well, they always say French is longer than English.