Los Angeles Times: Obama and Cheney in a duel for hearts and minds
New York Daily News: President Obama, ex-Vice President Cheney battle over who has better vision for protecting America
Seattle Times: President, Cheney duel over how to fight terror
Dear entertainment wing of the military/industrial complex,
This isn't a duel.
Or, in Unka Dick's megalomaniacal noodle, this.
Wankers. Don't make me return to jihad.