Friday, December 18, 2009

An important public service announcement
















"Blah blah diddy dum blah."

Oingo boingo --

"Please, let's leave Mister Elfman out of this."

-- wango tango!

"Certainly, Mister, and I use the term very loosely, Nugent!"

But your catchers tried plying the seven seas of rye for years, for years, Hufnagel, and what did that ever get them? A decent ham sandwich? No, never, non, nein, nyet, platinum blondes and a record of broken hearts.

"But they were golden, oh, so golden."

Fargle!

"Well, I never!"

I will bargle your ass right here on set, you hear me!

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

Shut up, Palamedes!

"Yeah, shut up, Palamedes!"

Sigh. What do you think, George?

20 comments:

MRMacrum said...

Your current comments about what is going on across the pond have been duly noted, recorded and will forever be found in some dusty basement paper tomb in a cardboard box labeled "Randal". Your ongoing bad attitude about the interactions of our wonderful leaders has caused your box to be moved to the Red Flag area. When it comes time to pick who gets to use the shelter and who does not.......I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Well, I got nothing else to add.

Regards,

Tengrain

Holte Ender said...

Telling the man who invented most the alphabet to shut up is a bit much.

Liberality said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPYw3I7FG1A

TomCat said...

Randal, haver you been into the GOP's stash of Kool Aid again?

Demeur said...

I think he's been reading Pynchon and eating pepperoni pizzas before bed again. Or was it Kafka I'm not sure?

Randal Graves said...

mrmacrum, you presume to assume these blooming comments refer to the tomb that is this island earth.

I merely wanted an excuse to post some George McFly.

tengrain, I shall celebrate this victory, O communist chef, with decidedly ungourmet pizza rolls.

holte, let him write 'til his pen's content. Much quieter. Unless he uses one of those electric pens.

liberality, I am offended by such loud music.

tom, if I had, I'd have called for the bombing of, I don't know, who's on our shit list this week?

demeur, I could really go for some pizza right about now.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

This is not victory, and this certainly is not your finest hour, though your resemblance to Churchill is remarkable.

Pizza rolls, indeed!

Regards,

Tengrain

sunshine said...

Hands down. Best laugh ever. :D

((Hugs))
Laura

Distributorcap said...

is this another sports post?

Christopher said...

How did you get a picture of a mural featuring the freak-a-zoids who hang out at the Bohemian Grove?

Isn't that Cheney's fat ass at the bottom, just to the left?

Those new world order cats are scary.

Demeur said...

No no I've got it now. He was eating Pynchon and reading the pizzas.

Tom Harper said...

Ah, the adventures of McFly and Biff. Haven't thought of that in a long time. Or Oingo Boingo. Or Dharma and Greg.

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Beach Bum said...

A bizarre but yet a very satisfying post.

Randal Graves said...

tengrain, it's the hat.

sunshine, thank you for having low standards!

dcap, of course it is. You don't recall George McFly in Super Bowl MCMXVIII?

christopher, a good reporter never divulges his sources until he gets a multi-million dollar book deal.

demeur, are you crazy? Too much roughage.

tom, I never liked that show, Pharma and Rush was much more entertaining.

anon, Dear author anon. For English, press one. For Pat Buchanan foaming at the mouth, press two.

BB, I like to think it's applicable to many situations.

TomCat said...

Lieberman

susan said...

I always come by so I can find a reason to laugh instead of throwing up.. I mean cry.

Dr. Zaius said...

Isn't Palamedes the Saracen Knight that is now a delivery boy for Round Table Pizza? ;o)

Anonymous said...

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And you et an account on Twitter?