"This? This is snow. This is what falls in Cleveland when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated"
It really is okay to drive more that 25 mph when there's a layer of the white stuff on the tree lawns.
Bill Polian, Pretzeldent of the Indianapolis Colts
"All right, I'll go in there for Peyton. 16-0 or no 16-0, playoff chokes or no playoff chokes, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do."
"Talk me out of it."
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and hide under my desk. Never know who's a crotch-burning terrorist these days.