Thursday, December 3, 2009

Props 2 prop

'Cause I'm Pooty Poot, yes I'm the real Poot
All you other Pooty Poots are eating gulag roots
So won't the real Pooty Poot please kung fu,
please kung fu, please kung fu?


jeannie martini said...

He's put'n up not shoot'n up

Übermilf said...

Look what you did! You woke up my sister.

Mary Ellen said...

Randal, you Commie!

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

Putin cannot see Sarah Palin's house from there!



Holte Ender said...

I look into Putin's eyes, and I believe I saw his soul - or was it his asshole, anyway, nice to see you promoting politicians that are not bought and paid for by American corporations.

sunshine said...

Hmmm.."It's hard to believe that break dancing could be combined with drugs and alcohol."
Listen.. I dated a "break dancer" back in the 80's and lemme tells ya. It's believable. Of course I was the one doing all the booze and dope but.. that's besides the point!!!
What was my point????

Oh yeah.
That is the tamest crowd of rap appreciators I've ever seen!
What's with those kids?
Throw some shit around! Turn over a car.. set something on fire dammit!!!
Look alive!
Russia does suck!


Randal Graves said...

jeannie, glasnost up, yo.

übermilf, lemme guess, that's a bad thing and is going to make you kill me dead all the more.

nunly, just for that, you're on a ten-year plan!

tengrain, not until he karate chops the distance and Palin's house scampers to Moscow, weeping in abject terror.

holte, and all I had to do was find an ex-KGB autocrat.

sunshine, okay, that dis against Russia almost made me spit out my coffee. You're today's winner!

Liberality said...

well poot on all of that ;)

sunshine said...

What do I get for winning???!!! ;P

Oooo Randal... :(
I made myself sick on chocolate,chocolate chunk cookies...

Is it okay if I throw up in here? It's dark. No one will notice.


Übermilf said...

I throw up in here nearly every day.

S.W. Anderson said...

Shades of The Worst President in U.S. History doing that nauseating little dance during a junket in Africa. What is it about heads of state that makes them want to be first in line if The Gong Show is ever revived (God forbid)?

Beach Bum said...

It's confirmed, white people world wide can't dance or rap.

And to think we laughed at Vanilla Ice in this country.

sunshine said...

Milf~ Is that what I smell when I come in here?
I thought it was .. you know.. Randal. :)

Beach~ Excuse me but, I'm white and I CAN dance.
In my own head I can anyways... :)

Tom Harper said...

This video ought to be juxtaposed with that Seinfeld episode of Elaine dancing.


Cormac Brown said...

I respect breakdancing, because I respect anything with the word "break" in it. As a matter of fact, I must break you.

Seriously, it is amazing to see one of the most powerful people in the world, so uncomfortable as he was during the first minute of this video.

susan said...

Damn, I was really hoping to see him do an air chair or at least a baby freeze.

dguzman said...

Don't think I don't realize that all this poetry and rappin' are just covering up for the fact that the Cowboys are kicking ass.

Randal Graves said...

liberality, Pooty is so going to poot you and your hippie library. Where's the copy of Pravda?

sunshine, see what happens when you don't share with your nuclear-armed neighbor to the south?

übermilf, at least you clean up after yourself. Though you should probably buy some new shoes. They stink.

SWA, ex-pretzeldential Gong Show? That's the best idea I've heard in ages.

BB, he deserved our ridicule, not so much for the crappy tunage, but that hideous wardrobe.

sunshine, what are we, seven? I am rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!

tom, we need to pass out some Bolshevik hats.

cormac, go for it.

I thought the exact same thing, but then I wondered if that was merely his standard facial expression while contemplating exactly how to torture the next group of political prisoners.

That said, I want to hear a Putin rap track.

susan, I have no idea what the hell those are.

dguzman, until the inevitable December/January choke job.

Cormac Brown said...

Shit, I forgot to put-

Putin: I respect breakdancing, because I respect anything with the word "break" in it. As a matter of fact, I must break you.

Dr. Zaius said...

If Putin really wanted to show respect for Rap Music, he would have worn one of those huge gold chains with an alarm clock on it.