Why are you people coming into the library at this most O so preciously precious time of year? Learning is neither holly nor jolly, unwashed masses of Callahooga County. You shouldn't be learning anything save how to stuff even more future landfill contents in your automobile. Heathens.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
My favorite Xmas song
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They come to see your handsome face.
Hmmmm... that song doesn't seem very Xmasy to me! :P
I'm with Milf. They can't stay away from that sex-eh library guy.... :D
((Hugs))
Laura
Merry Christmas grumpster... ;-)
Graves, you swine!
They are probably pointing to you, and telling their little toddlers "This is what happens if Santa thinks you are naughty."
It is an object-lesson, and a teachable moment.
Regards,
Tengrain
I think you need a new job...maybe a mall Santa. One whimper out of those kids and you'll shut them up in a hurry.
Check out the Christmas stocking at my place...it's just lovely.
how about them Browns?
übermilf, I blame this. At least they leave screaming.
sunshine, it's extremely Xmasy! Just turn on your subvers-o-matic.
david, the 26th is almost here, now that's a day to celebrate!
tengrain, I'm doing it for the kids.
nunly, you know, that's actually not a bad idea.
agi, I knew they'd find a way to fuck up being able to draft that DT. Then next year, LeBron leaves, but at least the USA will win the World Cup. Whew.
neither holly nor jolly,
unwashed masses of Callahooga County.
Boyz...
a poet
& doan knowit
Grave you fool! Don't you know they're all looking for the last copy of the Johnny Mathis Christmas DVD so they don't have to pay for it.
As someone who left the local public library just a few minutes ago I was there to ogle the college-age chick behind the deck stacking books and to pick up a copy of Pat Conroy's new book.
How that relates to your situation I'm unsure.
We colme to harass you, of course.
Ah Randal, that's the spirit. I love it when you get all sentimental about holiday stuff.
Just be sure to replace the holly sprigs with some dried ragweed — great for giving allergic types a case of the sneezes. In fact, all that sneezing might disperse the crowd, what with fear of H1N1 running rampant.
Regarding your musical selection, all YouTube does is tell me an error occurred, please try again later.
So, let me offer you and yours wishes for a merry Christmas and happy new year, no matter what happens footballwise. Also, since your taste doesn't run to seasonal classics like "The Chipmunk Song" and "Deck the Halls With Advertising," I offer you this fitting musical preview of what should be a must-have for your workplace diversions.
Oh good, you're still open on Christmas Eve. Oh, you weren't getting ready to close were you? Well, this'll just take a second. Can you help me find some books in the philosophy section? I need to check out one book each by Aristotle, Plato, Socrates, Kant, Schopenhauer and Kierkegaard. I'll know which books I need after I've had a chance to peruse through them for awhile. Thanks so much.
Dude, that tune has Santa written all over it. Well, I had to play it backwards, but there it was.
okjimm, I wonder what the Callahooga Kid is doing these days.
demeur, the drunken, coked-out Star Wars Xmas is more my speed.
BB, I think it was a demonstration of your Xmas miracle. You go into your library and see an attractive coed, people come in here and see me. Be sure to leave out extra booze for Santa.
tomcat, I wonder how many people will come down there today thinking we're open. Muahahahaha, etc.
SWA, I'm all for crowd dispersal, but now I simply must hear that song.
tom, heh heh, So-Krates? He's alright but ma favritt philosopher is Jesus, heh heh.
mrmacrum, does that mean when you play LaVey's Satanic Mass backwards you hear a Kiss album?
Hey! Some of those future landfill contents are pretty cool. I wonder if this one comes in blue?
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