Friday, January 23, 2009

Bush was right!

First, stem cell therapy.

Next, clones.

Last, well, I just hope you'll be happy when your limbs are getting ripped off and your eyeballs are bitten right out of their sockets by animal-human hybrids run amok.


Dean Wormer said...

It's been done. Am I the only one that watched that show "Manimal" in the 80s?

It was essentially a documentary.

Angie said...

Now that the rest of us may proceed in an intelligent fashion... When will we all get 'left behind" already. First, I was irritated with their rants. Now, I'm just bored.

Frogette said...

You know if Bush had created his own Clone Army we might have actually won Iraq. He already had a Vader.

Randal Graves said...

dean, the only one who'd publicly admit it. I mean, I never watched it.

angie, I would celebrate your borderline ennui, but that would require celebrating.

frogette, zing!

Dusty said...

Goodness, that sucks! ;p

Anonymous said...

Alex P Keaton would be quite happy with this news. Mallory? Not so much.

Notre Vie Juteuse said...

bye bye bush!!!!

Liberality said...

you are going to die also you fuckard, now get the hell out of here, we got some partying to do!

Angie said...

Doesn't the right know what's really behind our stem cell research? - creating the ability to "tailor-make" our leaders across the board.

Mary Ellen said...

I always wanted to be a clone when I grew up...or was that a clown? Whatever.

Non Je Ne Regrette Rien said...

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh-----SCIENCE!!! *covers her eyes in fear*

Utah Savage said...

My mother always wanted a clone of herself instead of the crappy daughter she got. I think the prefect revenge would have been to give her the clone of herself--she's have hated the bitch.

Oh, you were saying something?

Joss Albért said...

'B B C! B B C!'

God save our gracious Beeb
Long live our noble Beeb
God save our Beeb


Tom Harper said...

Yup, we've gone and done it now. We've taken Jesus out of the White House and now all Hell has broken loose. Clones gone wild, you name it.

And on top of that, our new commie president has eased restrictions on abortions worldwide. Millions of sacred fetuses will be killed for the convenience of their slutty drug-taking mothers. God help us all :)

Beach Bum said...

Animal-human hybrids ripping off limbs? As long as they are let loose at the next republican party convention. Lets see if old Sara can bring one of those down like a moose.

Lisa said...

Wingnuts scare each other with tales of the animal-human hybrids. The scariest part, of course, is that the hybrids vote Democrat.

susan said...

Does this mean we're now on our dream quest of the unknown Kadath?

Christopher said...

It's really amazing to see how much Obama has accomplished in a matter of days.

I know the radical rightwing, and the PUMA loons are still whining and stomping their feet over Obama defeating the Borg Queen and the Old Coot but, the fact remains, President Obama is off to a very strong start and if anyone is capable of cleaning up the mess left behind by 8 years of Bush/Cheney, it's Barack Obama.

Randal Graves said...

dusty, yes, Bush does, doesn't he?

spartacus, damn you, I finally got the horrific memory of Manimal out of my skull, and you bring up another bad 80s show.

NVJ, I can't imagine he'll ever do a nationwide tour to hawk his memoirs. So many lost opportunities for shoe-tossing. Sigh.

liberality, sure, he'll die, but Robot Cheney never will!

angie, if that's the case, can someone make a devilishly handsome Kucinich?

ME, how about the clone of a clown?

JNRR, don't worry, I'm not a scientician, so you won't see that too often around these parts.

utah, I was saying that if a crappy post can bring about the venting of rage, then perhaps it's not so crappy after all.

joss, now you have to record yourself singing that and have it playing on your blog.

tom, imagine an arena full of Jesus clones. Some usher calls out 'Jesus Christ!' and 20k heads turn around. Okay, it's not that comical.

BB, gosh darnit, you doggone hybrids. First Dude, pass the elephant, I mean, donkey, gun!

lisa, how do I get in on that racket? I wouldn't mind a big claw. Sometimes opening cans of cat food is a pain in the ass!

susan, given that this nation is full of plenty of ghouls, perhaps. Come to think of it, have you ever seen Cheney and Azathoth in the same place?

christopher, I still want to see the Guantanamo shit tightened up, but it was indeed funny to hear him go "I won" to the goopers. The Dems should be assholes to the wingnuts more often. Good theatre, at least!

Freida Bee said...

My greatest fear is not that Bush could clone himself and that clone would be eligible to run for pretzelnut. It's that we would be studid enough as a "people" to elect it (again).

S.W. Anderson said...

The thought of Bush or any of his cronies being cloned is indeed chilling. I take comfort in the realization that very few if any people, Republicans included (ahem), would want to clone Bush or any of his cronies.

That brings me to Bush spokesbabe Dana Perino, who might just be worth cloning and probably doesn't qualify as a Bush crony.

Betty C. said...

Oh! A picture of Bush on "the helicopter that we have all..been...waiting for...for SO long," as a journalist for France Inter put it.