Saturday, January 24, 2009

Pot pourri redux













"Dude, I ain't wearing a tux."

















"Hey man, Bee cool and relax to these fine lines."

"Dude, I feel like I've been touched in my special area."

"You know who else got touched in their special area, man?"
















"Dude, I told you, everyone gets horn-y now and again."

"Man, you're gonna get Baby Jesus' goat."


















"Dude, Satan already beat me to it."

"Man, I think you might be seriously fried."

"Not at all dude, but this might be."













"Man, the black hat is on the wrong dude. Oh, acid, make it better. I might even throw a no-hitter!"

"Dude, there's no football this Sunday."













"Too bad for the pope, man, look, he's wide open."

"Here's your chance at rehab, dude."

"Man, I ain't no fuckin' Nazi."

"No, dude, but you've got a lotta problems."

18 comments:

Christopher said...

Pope RatNAZI and his little boys.

What a fucking creep.

Dusty said...

No fucking football...its gonna be a long boring, weekend..damn it.

Do you get the MLB network Randal? It helps to pass the time. Last night they showed the highlights from the Dbacks/Yanks World Serious... I was living in AZ then...Great Fucking Series! ;)

MRMacrum said...

I did not know the Satanic Goat sported D cup sized mammary glands. Puts a whole new meaning on "Mother's Milk". I bet they are inverted nipples to boot.

Mary Ellen said...

Oh man, beat up on Catholics day at Randal's. Yikes!

Freida Bee said...

If I can be psychiatrist for a sec (as you know I am preeminently qualified), I would say this post is screaming of your obvious spiritual desire to re-claim your virginity. After I touched your special area (which in my children's school refers to the gym, the music room, and the art room), you seem to be referring the defoulment of the Virgin, and a desire to be re-embraced by the Pope.

My self-help book will be out next year. It's called How to Re-claim Your Virginity in All Areas of Your Life. Some people never claimed their virginity in the first place. I can help with that. ;)

Missy said...

That was a fun romp about the nets.

No football? Oh well. Check the sports channels. Maybe there's some college wrestling on.

Tom Harper said...

Rehab for holocaust-deniers -- LOL.

Beach Bum said...

Benedict pandering to the Christian al Qaeda crowd. Another thing that makes no damn sense to me.

Lisa said...

I think you should really consider Freida Bee's advice.

Bull said...

Good stuff, man...especially when buzzed...

Utah Savage said...

Mighty fine post Randal, but Freida of the Bees has got your number. I can't stop laughing at how well she has you pinned and wriggling on the wall. It might be pleasant reclaiming your virginity. Then you can lose it again. This time you might want to remember that condom, dude.

S.W. Anderson said...

I also like Frieda's response. I read somewhere that a few centuries back creating refurb virgins was a growth industry that took a holistic approach, with emphasis on the physical aspect.

Just one question, RG: Did you mean to headline this post "Pot Puree"? I mean, that would explain a lot.

susan said...

Cheney and Ratz both decided they were the best candidates for their jobs. The only problem Dick had was not getting his for life. Where are the federal prosecuters?

Übermilf said...

Somewhere up in heaven, my grandma is saying, "I TOLD you not to let a German be Pope."

pissed off patricia said...

With no football yesterday I did the patriot thing....I went shopping.

La Belette Rouge said...

Hooray, No FUCKING FOOT BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dean Wormer said...

Everything this pope does makes me glad I'm not Catholic anymore.

That, and the fact I don't believe in God.

But mostly because of that first thing.

Übermilf said...

You should help fill out our football squares here.