"O Cthulhu, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great despair. Yea, admit this kind and spineless president into thy arms of thine White Housely area, up there. And Yog-Sothoth, he lay us upon the band of the Old Ones, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you: give him a break."
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Move over, Rick Warren
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You are too kind.
May Pastor Warren become the love interest of huge man in a Turkish prison and enjoy it. Amen.
"Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein."
Proverbs
If Karma were instant and there were lightening bolts and people being changed to cockroaches in front of our eyes there'd be no freedom. Bob Marley said it well:
Why boasteth thyself
Oh, evil men
Playing smart
And not being clever?
I said, you're working iniquity
To achieve vanity (if a-so a-so)
But the goodness of Jah, Jah
I-dureth for-I-ver
So if you are the big tree
We are the small axe.
shouldn't there be something in there about rejoicing over the carcasses of his enemies?
Our long, national nightmare is finally over.
To President Barack Obama, I wish you health and success. You've been left a pile of shit to clean up courtesy of George Bush.
To George Bush and Dick Cheney, may you two rot in hell.
I read that and then missed my sanity roll.
Dammit. It's off to Arkham for me.
What Spartacus and Christopher said.
The storm has finally passed.
May Cthulu reward his deserving subjects with copious amounts of head.
;>)
I liked your prayer better than Pastor Rick's. And you can tell him I said so.
Cats Of Ulthar.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm with Christopher, plus a little of Spartacus' sentiment thrown in. Heh.
mrmacrum, you think so? You should have seen what I had for Bush.
spartacus, "Ricky, do you like movies about gladiators?"
susan, where am I supposed to put my doubloons? I don't have a secret compartment in the wall.
übermilf, I think it's implied. Though I'm not sure how much rejoicing Cthulhu actually does, being a human emotion.
christopher, I'd hold off on the nightmare being over part. One figures the economy is going to suck vast amounts of ass plus with Harry and Nancy having found their spines, whatever decent shit Obama proposes will be sent through the ringer. Plus I'm sure we'll still kiss Israel's ass.
I'm with you 729% on the rot in hell for those vile fucks, though.
dean, say hello to Dougie Feith for us!
tom, man are you fuckers optimistic!
darkblack, HAHAHAHAHAHA!
BE, does that mean I have to go to the National Wingnut Preacher and Hawaiian Shirt Symposium?
UC, could've used some in January 2001.
SWA, I think spartacus was far too kind to Rickie.
Give him a break? F*ck that, swallow his soul.
No, no, I think you guys all missed my point. I was ragging on the new pretzeldent. I'd never cut BushCo a break. I might cut them and break them, but not that.
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