Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Obligatory post-Inauguration vapors

Time-Traveling Robot #1: Gar. Bage. Makes. Ba. By. Gore. Cry.

Time-Traveling Robot #2: That. Was. The. Best. Hu. Man. Fes. Ti. Val. E. Ver.

Time-Traveling Robot #1: What. A. Bout. The. Ro. Man. Or. Gies.

Time-Traveling Robot #2: Now. That. Was. Chang. Ing. Part. Ners. I. Could. Be. Lieve. In.


Sal Kilmister said...

Roman robot orgies?!?

Kvatch said...

Roman robot orgies?!?

Eat, purge,, purge, copulate. Yup, seems pretty robotic to me.

Sal Kilmister said...

Good point Kvatch...I wish I was there to see it happen.

Randal Graves said...

kvatch, you forgot rest mode.

sal, so the inauguration was like Woodstock?

Dean Wormer said...


Yesterday was about removing the HUMAN garbage from Washington.

We'll get to the other garbage later.

Non Je Ne Regrette Rien said...

what about all those hot, touchy feely moments between the new prez and first lady ... *sizzle*

Randal Graves said...

dean, please tell me that in this case, the trash can is a maximum security prison.

JNRR, I don't know, I didn't watch it. Them thar stories don't write themselves!

Utah Savage said...

A robot orgy and no arrests. And so far no complaints about the filthy riff raff and their riffraffian ways and all their refuse.

Mauigirl said...

It was an awesome day - too bad about all that trash though! I'm sure part of the costs of the inauguration include massive cleanup...

Dusty said...


S.W. Anderson said...

Following the links, I got an unwelcome reminder about how Wonkette is just too too. I mean, the profundity of sharing multiple photos of after-event trash and using that to frame print media as being so anachronistic that it's just a joke in bad taste was, well, dreck. Actually, Wonkette's post was to dreck what frozen mini pizza rolls are to an excellent Italian dinner at a fine trattoria.

As for the brain trust at Area 51, they should know you don't cram well over 2 million people into a limited area without having a whole lot of trash left behind. I'm as put off by, and critical of, trash left along highways, in parks, etc., as anyone. But where events such as a presidential inauguration draw such huge crowds, a big trash cleanup is to be expected.

Re: inaugurations vs. roman orgies, you've got your G-rated, family fare and you've got your hormone-driven young adults plus clock-is-ticking midlifer events. I just wish I had the hot coffee and donuts concession for the former and Viagra concession for the latter.

La Belette Rouge said...

It looks like Randal has plenty of periods. I mean these ".".And, are you saying that you want to hook up with Michelle? I am confused.

MRMacrum said...








Beach Bum said...

Ah screw the paper, plastic, and food trash. All that can be recycled. The biggest piece of shit was hauled away in the Marine One helicopter and later taken to Texas.

susan said...

and the other rolled off in a wheelchair all the while looking like Dr. Strangelove. What's got into Tom Brokaw, anyway? I think the Koolaid sapped his precious bodily fluids.

Suzi Riot said...

"People need to know about the CAN. EAT. MORE."

Robots and bodily functions can coexist after all!

Oh yeah... the inauguration was historic, President Obama is love and rainbows, bye-bye Bushie, the image of Dick Cheney in a wheelchair and fedora will haunt me forever, and all that other stuff that happened.

Christopher said...

The best robot orgies involve Cylons who look like humans.

Like Sam, Starbuck's husband on Battlestar Galactica.

Where can I buy a "Sam" model for personal use???

Randal Graves said...

utah, robots are programmed to not be arrested.

mauigirl, I hope the cleaners are getting massive amounts of OT. Take that, bankers.

dusty, we are.

SWA, I think there was a healthy dose of snark involved in all parties, including mine. DC probably could have laid out a few more receptacles, but when you get a couple of million humans, of course the place is going to look like the exploded home of a pack rat.

Re: your orgies comment. HA!

LBR, my wife is a firm believer in male PMS. I tell her I'm moody. I think Obama would bust me up something fierce.

mrmacrum, that. was. al. most. po. e. try.

BB, can be, but will it? Now I have visions of Chimpy being put into a recycling machine with much squishing.

susan, was Brokaw kissing Vader's ass?

suzi, that's the best summary of the day I've seen so far.

christopher, dude, all Battlestar Galactica references are lost on me because I only know the bad 70s version. Though I hear this new one IS good.