Saturday, August 30, 2008

Even More Rock You Like A Hurricane

No, George, one of the bad ones.*

I know you don't remember from last time --













"I already declared a state of emergency. What more do you want?
I love Tom and Jerry, heh heh. C'mon Jerry, get 'em!"

-- but this is what they look like on radar














and in real life.













Maybe once the Astrodome runs out of space, you can ask Johnny if FEMA can borrow five or six of his homes; I'm sure he'd manage to get by with only two or three, considering he was homeless for five years. Did you know he was a POW?

It's certainly plausible that you could jam plenty of those Obama-looking folks in all that square footage -- assuming there are any left on the Gulf Coast; kudos on getting rid of so many last time, now Nawlins is safe for well, you know, us to visit, wink wink nudge nudge -- but that's for the scienticians to figure out. I don't feel like dirtying my beautiful mind.

Do we even have any scienticians?

If you ask me, that sounds a little too elitist. Better let them all fend for themselves. That's the American way. God Bless America. Sniff.

*yes, I understand that it's not a very good song, but at least The Scorpions never killed anyone outside of their native Deutschland.

22 comments:

Christopher said...

This time, there are no shelters for the poor, the elderly and the disabled to be moved to.

The doors to the big stadium will be locked.

Meanwhile, the governor, the guy who speaks in tongues and performs exorcisms, is trying to secure the Federal dollars to fund 700 evacuation buses just 72 hours before Gustav hits land.

FranIAm said...

One could not make this shit up.

I do hate America sometimes, don't I???

DCup said...

Has Bush suggested they pray yet? You know, in lieu of rather than in addition to, government solutions....

Christopher said...

Maybe Gov. Jinjin will begin speaking in tongues and Gustav will change course?

These whack-jobs think like this.

Randal Graves said...

fran, one could, once upon a time. Just think, nearly 60 million people voted for this clown in 2004. And nearly 60 million more will likely vote for Johnny McFossil.

dcup, it doesn't work. I've been praying for years for these jokers to end up behind bars. Whattsa matter godly, don't like those of us who don't believe in you?

christopher, don't all Republicans speak in tongues all the time though? I know I sometimes have trouble following their bizarre line of, ahem, thought.

susan said...

How is it the Dutch have managed living below sea level for hundreds of years? This is truly terrible and it's a problem of planning - human planning or greedy non planning.

btw - I've heard it said that the only place McCain ever called home is the Hanoi Hilton. It was the only time in his life he stayed put for a while.

La Belette Rouge said...

I think George will be busy this weekend as "The Pet Goat: The Sequel" has just been released. George enjoys his reading and asks not to be disturbed until he learns what happens to the goat.

Randal Graves said...

susan, because, being effete Eurotrash, they're wishy washy just like the water that inundates their land.

Zing!

LBR, I think he'll be pleasantly surprised. Sure, the goat ate the emperor's clothes, but then Cheney shoots the goat in the face.

Mary Ellen said...

I think they should set up a shelter at Bush's Ranch in Texas. I'm sure Bab's will be happy to keep them comfortable until they can return. Right?

I heard on the car radio yesterday that the hurricane might put a crimp in the GOP Convention. HA! That's sweet justice, don't you think? You might have written about that already...I have some ketchin' up ta do. ;-)

Randal Graves said...

Holy hell, that's ingenious!

"Heh heh, young folks, ya gots to earn your keep. Here, cut some brush, heh heh."

If the goopers cancel their convention, does that mean god hates them as much as they hate everyone but pasty-faced oilmen?

Freida Bee said...

Tom and Jerry are offended by this reference, they say. They are way too high brow for Chimpy McChimpster.

karenzipdrive said...

Scienticians? BWAHAHAHA!
Yeah on CNN all day they kept saying how the hurricane might goof up the GOP convention plans.
That would help explain all the empty seats...
but now with Sarah Palin, the place may fill up. Everyone loves circus freak shows.

S.W. Anderson said...

A message from The Decider:

No, no, it's not scienticians. See, it's actually scienceologists, which is a kind of a nonreligious religious cult whose believers do things like dance on your sofa with their shoes on.

I know this because one of my staff members looked it up on the internets.

Angie said...

The fucking lunatic McCain was a POW? You're kidding me? When did this come out? I bet he didn't even have a kitchen table for those 5 years.

DivaJood said...

Heckuva job, Brownie.

Randal Graves said...

FB, hmm. What about The Flintstones? No, that won't work, Wilma is sharp and Pickles is, well, Pickles. Damn you Bush and your inane genius!

karen, when that was first announced, I thought everyone was running with something from the Onion.

Freakshow? That's why the RNC interests me far more than the DNC. Who doesn't love watching the political version of Barnum & Bailey?

swa, but did he use The Google? If not, can we trust this information? Unka Dick told me the tubes is full of dirty hippies.

angie, are you kidding? He had to carve makeshift utensils out of twigs with his teeth!

diva, if only he had chosen someone who was an expert in NON-Arabian horses. Can't trust dem ay-rabs.

libhom said...

I am so worried about what could happened to New Orleans. I can't even think of snark at this point.

Randal Graves said...

Understandable, believe me. I like to think of snark as the non-alcoholic way to deal with reality.

Dean Wormer said...

I don't have a caption but shouldn't the president have a better television than me?

How weak are we as a nation when he's forced to watch a 15" portable?

Randal Graves said...

Perhaps it was a gift from our Chinese overlords?

American Hill BIlly said...

Randal,

thank you. I know now that with your encouragement it is safe to visit Nawlins.

Tom and Jerry are funny...

Tom Harper said...

Now it's not fair that Dumbya has gotten such a bad rap about Katrina and now Gustav. Remember that touching photo of Dumbya gazing out the window of Air Force One as he flew over New Orleans 3 years ago? He had a very concerned look on his face. So there.