Saturday, August 16, 2008

Well, he was a cheerleader.

















"Go, energy, go! Drill that hole!"

21 comments:

Mary Ellen said...

"Oh Jesus! Send me some oil to my Crawford ranch....and make sure it the good stuff. And see if you can do that fancy trick and turn some water into beer for me, heh heh heh."

Missy said...

oh. dear.

"Blow"

Sorta reminds me of this character.

Je ne regrette rien said...

George:

Gimme an "I" !

"I"

"What's it spell?"

"Moron"

La Belette Rouge said...

"Oh grandmother, what a big hole you have!"
"The better to destroy the environment with."

Border Explorer said...

Did someone drill a hole in this man's head?

Übermilf said...

I think he's trying to suck out the souls of the reporters at the press conference, like those dementors in Harry Potter.

Christopher said...

Well Randall, according to Kitty Kelley's meticulously researched book, The Family, a book about the Bush dynasty, Little Boots was known as "Lips Bush" by his fraternity at Yale.

No wonder Poppy and Babs had to step up and quickly arrange a marriage to Laura Welch.

Such behavior doesn't play well with the GOP country club crowd in Dallas, TX, which is where most of the money came from to launch Lips Bush's governor campaign.

Interesting that as Russia roars and invades Georgia, followed by threatening to nuke Poland -- a country who happens to be a member of the European Union, this piss-poor excuse for a president still can't resist the pull of two weeks at the Crawford, TX pig farm, flat on his back, with a beer in one hand and some blow in the other hand.

okjimm said...

" I will blow any Exxon Exec....

oil doesn't suck! I DO!"

I can't wait for Obama to be elected.... then we can make fun of his big ears. Making fun of Bush is getting so, I dunno, so, like, really.... yesterday...., like, ya know.....

Or maybe not.

Randal Graves said...

ME, yeah, he does have that bully pulpit thing going on. Will someone please kick him in the bully already?

missy, I don't know, given his policies, he reminds me more of this guy.

JNRR, heh heh heh.

LBR, heh heh heh.

BE, shit comes out of all of his orifices.

übermilf, you had me until Harry Potter. Those references are lost on me. I'm so uncultured.

christopher, well, you have to give him credit. He wants to put the presidential vacation record out of reach. Plus, there's all that brush to cut. And, you know, that blow.

okjimm, one can never get tired of ragging on the Chimp. His presidency on the other hand...

susan said...

'I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.'

'You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'

'We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.'

'I'm the master of low expectations.'

There's no substitute for real Bush quotes and it's easy to find hundreds. McCain seems to have similar tendencies:

'Remember the words of Chairman Mao: 'It's always darkest before it's totally black.'

Tom Harper said...

Get a load of that shape Bush's mouth is making. Maybe that reporter interrupted a friendly, uh, "encounter" between Dumbya and Dick Cheney.

Stella said...

Hey, tom, I'm glad you said it before I did. I had the exact same thought... Of course the alleged encounter could have involved McCain...

Snave said...

He was a cheerleader for Simian State, if I recall correctly.

Distributorcap said...

think of how many ranches with brush he could power up with all the hot air coming from that anus on his face

Randal Graves said...

susan, dubyaspeak.com collects all of his greatest hits. He really does seem to have the mental capacity of Hans and Franz. "Hear me know and believe me later!"

tom, you bastard.

stella, ugh, I don't know which vision is more creepy.

snave, The Fightin' Chickenhawks!

dcap, hell, there's the solution to our dependence on fossil fuels! "Damn this light."
"Relax, honey, just plug in the Bush-O-Matic!"

Spartacus said...

Well...he did say Bring it on.

Utah Savage said...

I like Jnrr's Gimme an I!

I

What's it spell?

Moron!

Liberality said...

In this we pray, no damnit, we demand, more energy than any nation has the right to burn, a-fucking-men!

nina said...

Haha.

American Hill BIlly said...

Reminds me of a monkey named George?

Stella said...

stella, ugh, I don't know which vision is more creepy Forgotten, McExxcon? Holy Joe?

I love your blog, randal. Always makes the day good. Thanks.