"Oh Jesus! Send me some oil to my Crawford ranch....and make sure it the good stuff. And see if you can do that fancy trick and turn some water into beer for me, heh heh heh."
Well Randall, according to Kitty Kelley's meticulously researched book, The Family, a book about the Bush dynasty, Little Boots was known as "Lips Bush" by his fraternity at Yale.
No wonder Poppy and Babs had to step up and quickly arrange a marriage to Laura Welch.
Such behavior doesn't play well with the GOP country club crowd in Dallas, TX, which is where most of the money came from to launch Lips Bush's governor campaign.
Interesting that as Russia roars and invades Georgia, followed by threatening to nuke Poland -- a country who happens to be a member of the European Union, this piss-poor excuse for a president still can't resist the pull of two weeks at the Crawford, TX pig farm, flat on his back, with a beer in one hand and some blow in the other hand.
I can't wait for Obama to be elected.... then we can make fun of his big ears. Making fun of Bush is getting so, I dunno, so, like, really.... yesterday...., like, ya know.....
ME, yeah, he does have that bully pulpit thing going on. Will someone please kick him in the bully already?
missy, I don't know, given his policies, he reminds me more of this guy.
JNRR, heh heh heh.
LBR, heh heh heh.
BE, shit comes out of all of his orifices.
übermilf, you had me until Harry Potter. Those references are lost on me. I'm so uncultured.
christopher, well, you have to give him credit. He wants to put the presidential vacation record out of reach. Plus, there's all that brush to cut. And, you know, that blow.
okjimm, one can never get tired of ragging on the Chimp. His presidency on the other hand...
susan, dubyaspeak.com collects all of his greatest hits. He really does seem to have the mental capacity of Hans and Franz. "Hear me know and believe me later!"
tom, you bastard.
stella, ugh, I don't know which vision is more creepy.
snave, The Fightin' Chickenhawks!
dcap, hell, there's the solution to our dependence on fossil fuels! "Damn this light." "Relax, honey, just plug in the Bush-O-Matic!"
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"Oh Jesus! Send me some oil to my Crawford ranch....and make sure it the good stuff. And see if you can do that fancy trick and turn some water into beer for me, heh heh heh."
oh. dear.
"Blow"
Sorta reminds me of this character.
George:
Gimme an "I" !
"I"
"What's it spell?"
"Moron"
"Oh grandmother, what a big hole you have!"
"The better to destroy the environment with."
Did someone drill a hole in this man's head?
I think he's trying to suck out the souls of the reporters at the press conference, like those dementors in Harry Potter.
Well Randall, according to Kitty Kelley's meticulously researched book, The Family, a book about the Bush dynasty, Little Boots was known as "Lips Bush" by his fraternity at Yale.
No wonder Poppy and Babs had to step up and quickly arrange a marriage to Laura Welch.
Such behavior doesn't play well with the GOP country club crowd in Dallas, TX, which is where most of the money came from to launch Lips Bush's governor campaign.
Interesting that as Russia roars and invades Georgia, followed by threatening to nuke Poland -- a country who happens to be a member of the European Union, this piss-poor excuse for a president still can't resist the pull of two weeks at the Crawford, TX pig farm, flat on his back, with a beer in one hand and some blow in the other hand.
" I will blow any Exxon Exec....
oil doesn't suck! I DO!"
I can't wait for Obama to be elected.... then we can make fun of his big ears. Making fun of Bush is getting so, I dunno, so, like, really.... yesterday...., like, ya know.....
Or maybe not.
ME, yeah, he does have that bully pulpit thing going on. Will someone please kick him in the bully already?
missy, I don't know, given his policies, he reminds me more of this guy.
JNRR, heh heh heh.
LBR, heh heh heh.
BE, shit comes out of all of his orifices.
übermilf, you had me until Harry Potter. Those references are lost on me. I'm so uncultured.
christopher, well, you have to give him credit. He wants to put the presidential vacation record out of reach. Plus, there's all that brush to cut. And, you know, that blow.
okjimm, one can never get tired of ragging on the Chimp. His presidency on the other hand...
'I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.'
'You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'
'We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.'
'I'm the master of low expectations.'
There's no substitute for real Bush quotes and it's easy to find hundreds. McCain seems to have similar tendencies:
'Remember the words of Chairman Mao: 'It's always darkest before it's totally black.'
Get a load of that shape Bush's mouth is making. Maybe that reporter interrupted a friendly, uh, "encounter" between Dumbya and Dick Cheney.
Hey, tom, I'm glad you said it before I did. I had the exact same thought... Of course the alleged encounter could have involved McCain...
He was a cheerleader for Simian State, if I recall correctly.
think of how many ranches with brush he could power up with all the hot air coming from that anus on his face
susan, dubyaspeak.com collects all of his greatest hits. He really does seem to have the mental capacity of Hans and Franz. "Hear me know and believe me later!"
tom, you bastard.
stella, ugh, I don't know which vision is more creepy.
snave, The Fightin' Chickenhawks!
dcap, hell, there's the solution to our dependence on fossil fuels! "Damn this light."
"Relax, honey, just plug in the Bush-O-Matic!"
Well...he did say Bring it on.
I like Jnrr's Gimme an I!
I
What's it spell?
Moron!
In this we pray, no damnit, we demand, more energy than any nation has the right to burn, a-fucking-men!
Haha.
Reminds me of a monkey named George?
stella, ugh, I don't know which vision is more creepy Forgotten, McExxcon? Holy Joe?
I love your blog, randal. Always makes the day good. Thanks.
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