Saturday, August 2, 2008

More pot pourri, BYOP

"Don't hate me for telling you sweet little lies."

"What we've got here, is a failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it...
well, he gets it!"

I don't like it any more than you men. Now that we know why the system has failed, classy chicks and debonair dudes, can anything be done? Let's rap.

Sure, this particular gig already happened, but it's the thought that counts: we're all in this together. I'm not talking politically -- that won't get fixed 'til the cows come home and since they're in The Undisclosed Location® feeding the human snacks that Cheney munches on before watching his torture porn, catch my drift? -- but as non-evil human beings. Even us legendary moody bastards -- believe me, just ask my wife -- need some communist linkage now and then. But not too much. Why are you still here? Fuck off.

We should probably burn off all those beer and brat calories, huh. Let's get outside and run around like little green idiots, I puke, the end.

Before we close on a happy note, slipping into the blissful land of Nod, want to know what hell will be like?

Sweet dreams.


Anonymous said...

Thanks for the linky love, the other great links from this week, and of course, Jessica Rabbit. You aim to please Sir Randal. I'm headed out right now to play fantasy football with the F'ing Giants.

okjimm said...

you break me up! Keep the faith, but hold the mayo. Gotzta go biking to the airshow. last day.

fairlane said...

What is this "linky love" of which you are speaking?

American Hill BIlly said...

I liked that. Creative, and expressive! Cheney??? Beating off to torture porn? Wow! Bought and paid for by the tax payers.

Cheney's smart!

Peace and Freedom

Mary Ellen said...

Well, I hate to put a damper on the off-shore drilling thing...but Obama did another one of his flip-flops on that. He's alright with it. You see, you have to follow each campaign stop because he tells different people different things. He hasn't figured out that there are newspaper reporters and video camera's and stuff.

Between Obama and McCain, we're all going to need a serious supply of Dramamine until this election is over and they're both going to need a large supply of chapstick for the irritation of talking out of both sides of their mouths.

I saw that article about the Conservative Cafe the other day in the Chicago Tribune. To be honest, there's a pancake restaurant near us that's been doing that for years. If it wasn't for the great food, I'd stay away---but I'm willing to tolerate Fox News as long as they keep cooking up the great grub.

Also, I have to laugh at the T-Shirts they had...for Republicans, they were pretty funny.

Tom Harper said...

Hey, did you see that kinky picture of Obama on the internet, the one where he isn't wearing any panties? Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Britney Spears. Dammit I'm always getting those two celebrities mixed up.

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, no problem, my man. We're now up to six teams! At this rate, we might have seven by October!

okjimm, ugh, I'll gladly hold the mayo. That stuff is sick. Hey, they still flying commie pinko aircraft up there?

fairlane, Jimmy Dean sausage links. Plus some eggs, waffles or pancakes, butter, REAL maple syrup, not that fucking HFCS crap. Dammit, I'm hungry.

AHB, they know they don't get any useful info from torture, so why else would they tape the sessions?

ME, this is exactly why everyone should be voting for you and diva. Frankly, it's a no-brainer, and since America is full of no-brains, we should be able to fool them like these jokers have.

As for that good food, I don't know if I could patronize a wingnut's place. Don't you feel icky after you leave?

tom, well, you know how all those fancies look alike. Denzel and Paris, Pitt and Alba. They need a good whuppin' of old fashioned American values, that's what they need.

Mary Ellen said...


Don't you feel icky after you leave?

Nope,I feel full. Nothing gets in the way of a plate of blueberry pancakes with a side order of eggs over easy. What can I say? I'm selfish and shallow when it comes to food.

Scarlet W. Blue said...

Are those the demons from Millennium?

I love the way you pull these posts together like this.

PoliShifter said...

Thanks for the link Randal...gotta love Jessica Rabbit...

Don't worry, McCain has this election locked up and we'll drill for more oil it will be free gas all around since we'll Nationalize oil production..

I assume that's why the Republicans want to drill more oil...the only way Americans will benefit is if we nationalize the oil as a matter of National Security.

Otherwise all the profits will go to oil co's, many who are foreign companies or incorporated overseas so they pay no U.S. tax.

And like they are going to drop prices..hah!

But it works and Americans really think if we just give the oil co's even MORE offshore oil leases (they have 70 million acres they are NOT drilling on already) that some how gas prices will drop.

They ten years when that oil hits the market, they will drop about $0.05 a gallon but due to inflation we won't notice.

So, we'll all vote for McCain cause he'll drill for more oil and we hate Obama anyway cause he has funny name is probably a Muslim.

American Hill BIlly said...

Good point on taping the torture. I have read many articles regarding information gathering, and torture does not work.

Being a buddy, and all the kinks a used car salesman would use is more appropriate.

I never thought about the taping, but it is as though these freaks may watch it?? Hmmmm? Okay, I am going to go find my own cave!

Peace and Freedom

Christopher said...


The "Ignorance is Strength" header over the Chimp is a riot.

Reminds me of the PUMA loons who are chortling today because Obama reassessed his position on off-shore drilling and decided the 70% of Americans who want it, may in fact be correct.

Let's not forget that Hillary "I dodged sniper fire in Bosnia" Clinton voted FOR a bill to expand offshore drilling in the Gulf of Mexico that contained no environmental safe guards or protections.

Swinebread said...

Sweet little lies? more like big giant turd whoppers

Anonymous said...

Not lazy blogging at all. It takes time and effort to find those pix!

Utah Savage said...

Not to mention the little symbols. Do you have a bag of ticks no one else knows about you elfish bastard?

Christopher, thanks for the sanity and pragmatism reminder. Let's not give the thugs another eight years cause we're pissed Hill, or Cucinich or Gravel didn't get the nomination.

susan said...

Really well done and excellent links too. I'll go back and post comments to the ones I don't visit that often. You may say you're a lazy man but you're really not. I speak from the certain knowledge that I'm a really lazy woman - besides which two days isn't enough to take care of all the necessities and still have time to do the fun things.

Border Explorer said...

It's Sunday nite and I haven't followed all the links here yet. I feel like a schoolkid who still has her homework to get done before going to bed.

Next time, how about being a little lazier?

Dusty said...

Fuck the Dramamine..I will take a sack of primo pot, the sativa variety.

Dusty said...

As for off-shore drilling..polls are notoriously full of why should I buy into the one that says 70 percent of the population wants off-shore drilling? I don't buy it for a minute in Cali.

Randal Graves said...

ME, you sell out! Boo! Hiss! Hiss!

SWB, holy hell, if I was rich I'd give you twenty bucks for recognizing something from Millennium. You're my hero!

poli, that about covers it. And of course, if a journalist does his/her job and explains exactly that, then they're obviously a shill for Obama.

AHB, people will tell the torturer what they want to hear simply so they won't die. Funny how the actual experts say it won't work, but the armchair cowards like Bush and Cheney and Rummy and Feith and those assholes love it.

christopher, one of these years I'd love a candidate who refuses to grab wingnut views on anything. Well, there was my man Dennis, but he's funny looking so he's irrelevant.

swinebread, don't forget the special sauce!

dcup, damn right, choosing from so many options is a delicate procedure!

utah, I hide them in my pointy ears.

susan, I'm not lying 'cause I was real lazy yesterday after I cut the grass. Sweet, sweet couch potatoing.

BE, I'll try to come up with something that has NO links. Zero homework potential there!

dusty, hey, don't forget to share with your ole pal Randal! And yeah, 70% of Americans to agree on anything that's so new in the public discourse?

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