Thursday, August 28, 2008

Would you fucking stop it already?

For the record, I blog in front of Greek columns.

And the Vestals? Well, *zips lips*













"John, you can't text someone using an abacus!"

Joe, Barry, Carroll -- no one got that, huh -- this shit makes me so livid that I'm tempted to *gasp!* use vulgarities. And drink. In front of the children:

John McCain is my friend. We've known each other for three decades. We've traveled the world together. It's a friendship that goes beyond politics. And the personal courage and heroism John demonstrated still amaze me.
Believe me, I completely get all that 'friends close and enemies closer' tough guy jazz -- though I'd personally prefer that every mention of John McCain be prefaced with the fucking lunatic -- but what's most offensive to me, what gnaws at my very soul, leaving a gaping wound easily infected with a debilitating sadness, is the fact that someone would publicly admit to being his friend.

DC is even more shallow than I thought.

15 comments:

La Belette Rouge said...

Thank you for not picking on my boyfriend, Bill. Wasn't he cute? No, Randal, that was rhetorical and I don't need you to confirm or deny my boyfriend's cute factor.

Once again, I am amazed with your ability to find the most awfulest pictures of politicos. I was trying to discern while Biden spoke whether he has had some facial work---if so it was bad work.

Freida Bee said...

La Belette- I thought the other day he appeared to be wearing make-up....

Randal- You obviously don't understand politics.

(Don't ask me to explain it to you though, 'causeI don't understand them either.)

La Belette Rouge said...

Frieda Bee: Do you mean Biden? He looked weird to me! Maybe he needed a little blush.

DCup said...

Made me laugh out loud. Now about that french kiss that Freida suggested. Will you blogging that? Webcam? Wig?

Dean Wormer said...

It is pretty ridiculous especially when you consider the GOP won't even take the time to pay Biden and Obama that same courtesy. They'll NEVER say something nice about Democrats.

I don't give a shit that McCain is Joe Biden's friend. I care that John McCain is most definetly not America's friend. Don't start off a speech by saying "the guy that wants to fuck you over even more isn't so bad when you get to know him."

Randal Graves said...

LBR, I'm sure he looked fabulous. And that's the key to a good post, finding a completely unflattering picture of a politician, a blowhard. Sorry for the repetition.

FB, hey you, let's fight!

Them's fightin' words!

I think the best definition us rubes could come up with is politics is the art of finding the most smiling way of convincing people that being ratfucked is good for them.

dcup, wait, what? Someone is going to french kiss me? I'm french kissing someone? I'm liveblogging someone frenching someone else while eating french fries?

dean, EXACTLY. I fucking hate hate hate this fake congeniality - and if it's real, well, these are people with serious fucking brain issues. Who would willingly be pals with McCain or Lott or Coburn?

I always hear how I'm supposed to be pragmatic, lesser of two evils, give up the hope of a legit, hardcore progressive/green/whatever, blah blah blah. Well guess what? Being nice to those assholes isn't pragmatic, it's fucking stupid. I don't give a fuck what the Republican party once stood for or on it's best day, does stand for. These are vile fucks. I'll be nice to them after they've wandered the world as a fucking pariah for the next few generations.

My Inner French Girl said...

I think he's saying, Oh my God, you mean I'm white? Awwww, sheeeeeet.

Would you still be my friend if I told you that I'm on good terms with the head and founder of the Rocky Mountain Minute Men? We couldn't agree less on the immigration issue, but I made him cookies once anyway when I went over to his house for an interview. Love his dogs.

Salut,
Marjorie

Randal Graves said...

You've got a stronger stomach than I, I'll say that much. ;-)

Tom Harper said...

This campaign is gonna get mighty dirty and ugly. Biden's "friendship" with McCain will get more and more awkward.

"McCain squealed and named names when he was a POW, he played "pranks" on board ship that caused accidents and deaths, he cheated on his first wife, he beats his current wife while he's cussing at her -- ahem, but he and I are buds."

Jess Wundrun said...

Some republican moron (redundant) wrote an opinion column in our local paper quoting the times that Russ Feingold has had nice things to say about McCain. From this he extrapolated that Feingold wouldn't mind so much if regular Joe's would go ahead and support McCain, too.

So yeah, you definately can't say anything nice about these pricks.

Beach Bum said...

D.C. shallow? Actually I thought it was overflowing with Bullshit and hot air.

Randal Graves said...

tom, it's one thing to not publicly call each other an asshole on CNN, but can you imagine being friends with one of these clowns? I'm talking some deluded rube from the middle of the plains, but these fucks.

jess, I like art. I heard Hitler painted. Hey, I like Hitler!

Wow, this is fun!

BB, good point. Must be why everyone who ends up there gets stuck. Too much slop to wade through.

Liberality said...

"every mention of John McCain be prefaced with the fucking lunatic"

I second that motion.

Distributorcap said...

put it this way -- if DC was a pool dont dive in --- besides it is filled with pee as well

Angie said...

From this day forward I promise always to preface the fucking lunatic with the fucking lunatic whenever I speak of the fucking lunatic, except around the children of course.