Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Short and curlies, just short













"My friends, X in the center square. Winner gets Miss Buffalo Chip over there."

23 comments:

La Belette Rouge said...

"The balds and the once beautiful." Okay, I got nothing. But, it is good to be back. I missed your bloggy goodness.

pissed off patricia said...

It's not enough for mccain to embarrass himself daily, now he is willing to throw his wife into the mix.

I wouldn't put it past him to strip her naked on stage if he thought it would get him a couple more votes.

And all this time I thought there was no one more stupid than bush, I may have been wrong.

okjimm said...

"OK, you hump the old bitch for me twice a week and you can have all the off-shore drilling rights in Lake Erie."

puddy said...

autograph signings at Madame Tussauds? who knew?

Unconventional Conventionist said...

They should quit dressing Miss Buffalo Chip in black with white lace. She looks like some sort of victorian era widow. All that's missing is the shawl.

Randal Graves said...

LBR, and you missed my shoe post. Just kidding. Maybe.

POP, he truly does encapsulate all the things about conservatives that any right-thinking - ha - person should loathe.

okjimm, oh hell no. He can have the rigs in the Great Salt Lake, but he ain't gettin' ours, dammit.

puddy, heh heh. They're more lifelike with each passing season.

UC, I'd say she looks like she has the vapors, but I don't think programming is that advanced just yet.

Tom Harper said...

I'm afraid POP is right. McCain really is dumber than Bush and even more of a loose cannon. Just what America needs.

DivaJood said...

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Cindy's head looks like it's been twisted around and around and around and...

Randal Graves said...

tom, think about how frightening that is. Man, pass that bottle.

diva, The Exorcist: The Version You've Really Really Really Really Really Never Seen?

Mary Ellen said...

I have to agree with UC--the black and lace is not a good look, very creepy.

Never heard of Miss Buffalo Chip, but I heard you can get a good plate of Buffalo wings at Hooters.

Bradda said...

Is Cindy wearing John's teeth around her neck? Gross...

Liberality said...

republicans know how to do mysogyny really well. is it all that money that makes her immune to his crap?

Bradda said...

"Come on oldtimer, think....what's my name again? Dammit!"

Randal Graves said...

ME, I've never set foot in a Hooters. I also can't get my wife to wear hot pants around the house. I don't think I'm going to wear the monocle for her anymore.

bradda, dude, that is gross.

liberality, but she's the one with all the loot. Is being first lady that important? Republicans are one weirdass species.

bradda, my name is, my name is, my name is McCain, ahem, excuse me, get off my lawn!

Scarlet W. Blue said...

RG, WTF?

Hey, I've been informed that my name means "dirty laws" in French. Again, WTF?

pissed off patricia said...

Diva, her neck got that way from watching her husband change his mind so often. Lots of twists and turns in his campaign so far.

Übermilf said...

By calling Cindy "Miss Buffalo Chip," are you suggesting she's a dried-out old piece of shit?

Kvatch said...

"You're my what? My son?! You don't even look like me."

Randal Graves said...

SWB, would the French lie?

POP, that's the most plausible scientific explanation I've heard so far.

übermilf, I would never publicly make such an accusation towards the spouse of one of our opponents. Thus, I'm glad you did.

kvatch, "since you're white, you can appear in our commercials."

DivaJood said...

Oh, the black and lace outfit - she looks like she's wearing part of her grandmother's table cloth.

American Hill BIlly said...

I can't imagine living with ole' John, but then again she has an aweful expression most of the time...Wait?? didn't she have a stroke? Wow!! If he's pimping her out, then she might not even know it? Ha. He married a beer queen, so he could have free drunken rage! Wait till he's carrying the nuclear football!!


Peace and Freedom

Randal Graves said...

diva, I hear doilies are the new black.

AHB, that's the truly frightening part. He gets angrier faster than Chimpy getting asked a legitimate question.

Utah Savage said...

Yeah okjimm, let them foul the foul Great Salt Lake. We let them dump their radioactive tailings all around, even next to major rivers. We have a chemical weapons depot just outside of Salt Lake. We don't give a fuck what happens tomorrow if we can make a buck today.