"Mr. President, the officers from The Hague are here."
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Wednesday, January 14, 2009
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Must be all the fucking swearing
Apparently, I'm not as evil as I thought
An award that I didn't earn but had foolishly bestowed upon me by another perhaps stranger than I
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30 comments:
Short, sweet and sadly to the point dude!
If you have to destroy a country to save it, these guys have done a bang up job with the first part. It would be better if they were banged up but that's not gonna happen.
dusty, anytime I can't think of anything to post - I call those days of the week - I figured I can't go wrong with Chimpy! ;-)
susan, it worked so well in Vietnam, why wouldn't they try it again?
are you saying you're going to miss the chimp?
Bush Picture One: Damned yoca cola, making my nose drip.
Bush Picture Two: Oh hi! I didn't see you standing there. No! you heard me wrong! I said "damned coca cola"! You know....the bubbles make my nose twitch, all that carbo-NA-shun. Heh heh heh.
We won't have Chimpy to kick around any more. But if that fucker ever travels, I hope they nab him and ship his worthless ass off to the Hague
Is he whiping coke off his nose in that photo?
FYI-
Just for those who don't know what "yoca cola", as referred to in my comment above,is slang for crack. That ends my lesson in Drugs 101. You may also sign up for my class in how to roll a doobie with one hand tied behind your back.
;-)
Ah to dream....
liberality, he does take a certain amount of pressure off of blogging, and what's more important than that?
ME, yoca cola?
utah, I can't see him being part of a travelin' band, but who would actually have the stones to arrest his thug ass?
dean, heh heh.
ME, funny that you would know that. And I'd be more impressed if you could roll a doobie with your tongue. ;-)
lisa, I hear ya. Wait, aren't we forgetting that it's legal when the pretzeldent does something?
I think I would slit my wrists if I did not firmly believe that he will get his in the end. Before or after death, he will learn how horrid he truly is, and he will pay for his monstrous crimes. Couldn't happen to a nicer fella. Good riddance, but gosh I shall miss such a easy target!
I thought in frame one someone was telling him that the coke rings were showing around his nostrils, and in the second frame he's flying high again after wiping his nose.
Either that or he sees someone wheeling in the cooler full of Coors
lol you are one funny dude!
Love the "it's barak obama's fault" comment! Clever!
In that first picture, Bush is pushing his nose over to one side as hard as he can. He's trying to torture a confession out of himself.
Hey, I will miss Bushie! I can't believe how many times he made me laugh.
Well, look at it this way just a mere four years and we might be have the honor of Jeb Bush running for the office.
Randal- You'd have to come to my class to see that. :-)
bush always smiles after eating a booger
Randal, your a comedic genius.
And Dcap, that is the best comment EVAH!
Whatever Chimpy does, or did, is just fine, because he's wearing his FLAG PIN!
Hague. I bet Chimpy thingks that is a European hog of some kind.
"Hague . . . European hog of some kind."
LOL! That or he thinks it's a French put-down term for, say, Helen Thomas.
i am so happy that I won't be seeing this smuck on television representing our country anymore. He has lead us into the ground, the worst president ever!
sherry, he won't get his, trust me. Now, don't go slitting your wrists!
bubs, maybe he's thinking about giving yet another world leader a shoulder rub.
naj, the power of blame transfers from president to president. Use this power wisely!
tom, good thing he wasn't speaking then as I imagine pushing over a pinocchio-esque snout would hurt quite a bit.
okjimm, exactly! But don't despair, he'll always be around to put food on our family in our hearts.
BB, that would be okay because he's the smart one, therefore, what could possibly go wrong?
ME, will do. ;-)
dcap, it just assumed it was because he was always shit-faced.
suzi, I hope dcap doesn't turn that comment into one of his patented movies because that would be pushing the boundaries of good taste!
madam z, it's good to see that someone loves Murka 'round these parts.
LBR, ha!
SWA, granted, a good part of Helen's restraint is no doubt due to her advanced age and sense of decorum, but I would've loved to see her get up and clock that yokel in the chops just once.
NVJ, it'll be interesting in a few years, decades to see how often he pops out of hiding to be on teevee like other ex-pretzeldents.
Randal... I heard somewhere that Bush and Cheney can be tried at the Hague for crimes against humanity. I believe the charge can be made by any nation that has signed the Geneva Convention agreement. I may be wrong about this... but if, in fact, it's true, then it would only be a matter of which nation has the political cajones to being up the charges.
This probably happened yesterday, didn't it? That fucker's never gonna "get his," because he's the whole fucking system is rigged in his favor.
Asshole.
spartacus, in other words, no nation. Figures.
dguzman, if only he was brown, then he'd be worse than Ahmedinejad, who, as you well know, is worse than Hitler.
I bow to your blogging prowess. 20+ comments on 2 sentences. you da man! (I've missed da man..!)
Don't bow to me, bow to the awesome power of Bush!
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