Monday, July 28, 2008

It's a miracle!


















"Wow! Photographic evidence that Bush can walk upright!
Pulitzer, here I come!"

24 comments:

Freida Bee said...

I don't believe it! You photoshopped that.

pissed off patricia said...

freida bee is right, I smell a mouse with this picture. Somebody has been messin' around.

Christopher said...

Bush is the missing link.

He got stuck in the evolutionary ladder and somehow, didn't quite become a homo sapien.

Übermilf said...

Until I see proof he actually walked up that stair and didn't fall down, I remain unconvinced.

Also, was he chewing gum at the time? I thought not.

okjimm said...

" I want to make sure I get this right..... I put my left foot in...and then I shake it all about? Is that correct?"

susan said...

It's because somebody stuck a fork in him. He's done.

Unconventional Conventionist said...

Why is some guy evidently photgraphing W's butt?

Dean Wormer said...

Yeah, well put him on a bike or a sedgway and he's face planting in the sidewalk.

Mary Ellen said...

Sure, he can walk upright, but he's still dragging his knuckles.

DivaJood said...

Bush is living proof that there is no such thing as intelligent design.

Utah Savage said...

Diva says it again. Yes, Diva, you have nailed it again.

Randal, you are smart and cute but man, sometimes you are so lazy. Let's see YOUR DESK!

dguzman said...

Look at that ridiculously proud look he's got on his face, as if making it up the step without falling (of which we have no actual evidence, as Ubermilf pointed out!) is a real feat. Asshole.

Bradda said...

He looks like he shit himself and he thinks it's funny. "Man, if only they knew I had a steamy load in my shorts, hehehehe..."

Liberality said...

Bush is...
a)proud of himself
b)drunk again
c)just stupid
or all of the above!

Bradda said...

D!

The answer is D!

Tom Harper said...

He isn't walking on his own. You can't see the electrodes in that picture, but Richard Mellon Scaife has a remote control device that controls every move Dumbya makes.

enigma4ever said...

yeah...but put him on a segway and let's see what happens..

Randal Graves said...

FB, my photoshop kung-fu is nonexistent. I lifted that from one of those generic news site photo slideshows, I swear on this bible!

POP, hell no. Dr. Zaius is the photoshop guru 'round these parts. I'm just a petty thief.

christopher, "heh heh, when I steal a sausage link offa Pickle's breakfast plate, I say it's missing."

übermilf, given that Der Leader doesn't actually do any work in a presidential sense, what do you think he's been doing for 8 years? Learning how to walk. Give him some credit.

okjimm, "the hokey pokey, isn't that where we put Ali Baba, heh heh."

susan, never underestimate the puppeteer of the puppet.

UC, since you put it that way, get the hell outta here.

dean, quick, someone get him a segway! And a pretzel!

ME, hey, so do most of us men. Football....beer....boobies...

diva, he really should put that ridiculous notion to bed, shouldn't he.

utah, my desk is a mess. And I don't own a digital camera so you're just going to have to trust me on this.

dguzman, he really does wear that look often, doesn't he? "Look ma, I'm a success!"

bradda, his administration stinks, so why not his drawers, too!

liberality, I think bradda correctly answered your question.

tom, hmmm. That would make sense, given how he was wired for the debate. I mean, that's just lie-brul tin foil hattery, that would NEVER happen in Murka.

enigma, a segway, a four-wheeler, a unicycle, a scooter, a go-kart...

Spartacus said...

Randal - It's only proof he took ONE step. That's not walking in my book. I'll bet the subsequent photos show him falling flat on his face scream "Momma... Momma!!!!"

Madam Z said...

Looks to me like he's leaning on that pillar for support. Uncka Dick had it placed there, just in case.

Randal Graves said...

spartacus, ha! But as they say, baby steps. One is better than zero!

madam z, it's hard to believe that after eight lovely years with this man, none of you are willing to concede that he might have learned to walk on his own.

Distributorcap said...

hahahahahaha

he is wearing flood pants

like mother like son
zero taste

Randal Graves said...

Ha! Those are a memento from his trip to New Orleans.

American Hill BIlly said...

That's a Funny!!!