"The Dumbass National Convention starts tomorrow."
"I'd rather watch reruns of Gimme A Break."
"Better than reliving them day after day."
"Oh, behave. I'll tell the Denver PD you've got a map."
"At least I don't have a football helmet. Then I could really do some damage."
"Or we could send you guys and you could argue."
"I thought I told you to stop encouraging your sister."
"You know I never would. What's Gimme A Break?"
"What I say every time your mother opens her mouth."
"But I need the alarm for work."
"You don't have work tomorrow. I guess Father doesn't Know Best."
*dramatization may not have happened exactly as described. The kids mostly yelled their contributions from other rooms and my sometimes-better-half and I slung a few choice obscenities at each other. I like to keep this a family-friendly blog, you fuckers.