Friday, September 25, 2009

Creative sanctions

Gasp! I hate when things are unsanctioned by The Man. I'm sure there's an Eiger Sanction joke in there, but I can't find it, and if I did, I doubt it would be as much of a non-stop knee-slapper as Escape From Alcatraz.

Sigh. I just hope no one finds out about my secret underground nuclear facility. Don't worry, I'm not looking to blow anyone up, I merely want some atomic zombies to do my bidding, 'cause I think that'd be cool.

Frightening, aren't they?

Anyone want to write my flash fiction this weekend?

Remember, atomic zombies. Just sayin'.


Mary Ellen said...

Ok, Randal...I took your zombie Friday Flash fiction challenge. It's my first time, so be gentle. ;-)

Cormac Brown said...

It's in.

sunshine said...

Those Zombie's look like jello!
Are they edible?

I *think* we might have a solution to our 'zombie' problem people!



Übermilf said...

I wish I could impose sanctions on you.

I would be creative and merciless.

And I wouldn't be scared 'a your silly atomic zombies, 'neither.

Randal Graves said...

nunly, this means you're going to write something?

cormac, aw shit. I mean, good.

sunshine, what if that's crappy fake lime stuff? Real limes are good, but green in either candy or good is usually ugh. Except for apple Jolly Ranchers!

übermilf, you assume atomic zombies are the extent of my deadly arsenal. I welcome your attempt at sanctions.

susan said...

I think I had an atomic zombie once. When the room was darks parts of him stayed lit up.

Mary Ellen said...

Randal- has been written. Of course, it could never compare to your stuff, but I'm not quite as perverted as you are. ;-)

Randal Graves said...

susan, and you probably got poisoned from the then-legal toxins.

nunly, after reading it, I don't know about that. ;-)

Demeur said...

That sounds like an invitation Randal but alas I'll be covering ghouls next and anyway it looks like Nunly has it covered quite well.

La Belette Rouge said...

Your atomic zombies look like the Pip's who back up the Incredible Green Hulk's band. "I heard it through the unsanctioned green grape vine" is there big hit.

Tom Harper said...

It's weird to have Pittsburgh being covered in the news. That's my hometown (I was ten when we moved) and now it's getting its fifteen minutes of fame.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

The secret of the Zombie, of course, is the applejack brandy added to the three different rums and fruit juices. Never shake in the 150 proof, either. You float that on top.

And that, my friend, is how to make a Zombie. Brains, indeed!



Randal Graves said...

demeur, it's nearly October, bring on the ghouls I say. Although I suppose November is a more appropriate month in the USA.

LBR, She did the mash
She did the monster mash(up)
The monster mash(up)
It was a blogging smash

tom, aw crap, you're not another Stelers fan, are you? Don't make me block your IP.

tengrain, you bastard, you know darn well that I don't condone alcohol. Please refrain in the future from suggesting such delicious drinks so early in the morning.

Beach Bum said...

Speaking of zombies where the hell is Cthulhu? Did he quit or is he deployed overseas?

Dr. Zaius said...

Atomic zombies are my favorite! They glow in the dark, you know. ;o)