Tuesday, November 6, 2007

And what could cause such lusty sounds?*

Featuring the uplifting song stylings of one of this Christian Nation's most impeccable purveyors of praise, the right Rev. Jimmy Swaggart!

Accompanied by the only man who could dare get down with his bad self tinkle the ivories in the most perfect, holy, righteous and unmissionary way The Son Of God demands, The Rock!

Can you smell-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l what The Lord is cooking?

*for masturbation clarification, go see this perverted Dr. Monkey post.


Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I wonder if Swaggert got a hand job from Jesus.

pissed off patricia said...

Dr. Monkey, I bet Swaggert would have said he did if it meant someone would give him a big check.

The guy had no pride when it came to lying and grabbing money.

FranIAm said...

What PoP said!

I think Jesus has some taste, so I am not thinking that one happened.

Jesus was but a prop in Swagger's money and power game.

Anonymous said...

That was over in the booksale bin for awhile.

and I still don't know what the hell a "Golden Gospel Piano" sounds like.


Randal Graves said...

I don't either, and I must admit that I'm curious. Third floor has a turntable, no?