I was going to suggest a kissing booth...

...but fucking is a fine idea, too.

A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.

Love, Chilean Style.

"I've already auctioned off the 27 hours of love," Maria Carolina told Reuters on Wednesday, saying she had raised about $4,000. "One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him."

Seems like a good deed to me, as well!

"Everyone can do what they want, but if someone tells me that they'll do something immoral ... I'm not going to encourage it," Kreutzberger, who as "Don Francisco" hosts the long-running "Sabado Gigante" program on the U.S. Spanish-language Univision network, told local media.

Super Mario, have you ever sat down and watched tapes of your program, or some of the other shows broadcast on Univision? As someone who has been stopped in his surfing tracks to ogle many of the fine Latin ladies on your network, you and I both know that your channel is often about as racy as it gets lest one enter the hallowed halls of Skinemax.

But Maria Carolina, who advertises her services on the Internet, defended her money-raising scheme.

"There are people who are going to be donating money that's a lot more questionable than mine," she said. "The only thing I did was publicize it."

Questionable, like when a corporate Republican here in the states buys Girl Scout Cookies from his niece? Who knows where that Andrew Jackson came from. No-bid defense contract, the Saudis, a laundered Dubai stash, the taxpayers...