Thursday, November 29, 2007

I was going to suggest a kissing booth...

...but fucking is a fine idea, too.

A Chilean prostitute has auctioned 27 hours of sex to raise money for the country's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.
Love, Chilean Style.
"I've already auctioned off the 27 hours of love," Maria Carolina told Reuters on Wednesday, saying she had raised about $4,000. "One of my clients already paid. It seemed like a good deed to him."
Seems like a good deed to me, as well!
"Everyone can do what they want, but if someone tells me that they'll do something immoral ... I'm not going to encourage it," Kreutzberger, who as "Don Francisco" hosts the long-running "Sabado Gigante" program on the U.S. Spanish-language Univision network, told local media.
Super Mario, have you ever sat down and watched tapes of your program, or some of the other shows broadcast on Univision? As someone who has been stopped in his surfing tracks to ogle many of the fine Latin ladies on your network, you and I both know that your channel is often about as racy as it gets lest one enter the hallowed halls of Skinemax.
But Maria Carolina, who advertises her services on the Internet, defended her money-raising scheme.

"There are people who are going to be donating money that's a lot more questionable than mine," she said. "The only thing I did was publicize it."
Questionable, like when a corporate Republican here in the states buys Girl Scout Cookies from his niece? Who knows where that Andrew Jackson came from. No-bid defense contract, the Saudis, a laundered Dubai stash, the taxpayers...

14 comments:

Candace said...

"I was going to suggest a kissing booth..."

TOO FUNNY!!!

Okay, it's GAME DAY, Randal!

Freida Bee said...

Yes, Republicans view sex for money as far more heinous than killing for it. That's what good family values are all about, silly Randal.

Jess Wundrun said...

Was that "annual" fundraiser or "anal" fundraiser?

Might make a difference to the right wingers.

DCup said...

I say it beats the snot out of selling wrapping paper or bad chocolate - as far as fundraisers go...

spyderkl said...

It seems like a good thing to do. She's raised a hell of a lot more than, say, my daughter's entire school did selling Xmas wrap last month.

Of course, I'm sure that Don Francisco will be having a fundraiser on Sabado Gigante any week now...

spyderkl said...

Ah, I see. He'll moralize, but take the money too. Very classy.

Tom Harper said...

She's doing a nice thing and it's for a good cause. What's the problem? Of course, Republicans and Christians would rather have her "rescue" a third world country by ripping them off for millions of dollars.

Randal Graves said...

Candace, you know the Cowpies are going down in flames!

Freida Bee, you're right. I apologize for forgetting what's important.

Jess, good point. Although, since a woman, and not wide stancing, is involved why would they care? On the other hand, men own the bodies of women - oh, Republican mindset, why must you confuse me so!

dcup, man, how I do hear you. Selling that cheap ass garbage growing up, and now my kids have to do the same. At least they sprinkle a few cookie/chocolate fundraiser-y things in there from time to time.

spyderkl, in those regards, he's certainly a candidate for the Republican party if he ever decides to move up north.

Tom, the very best way to save a nation! It's worked so many times before, so I don't know why they're wasting their time with this humanitarian bullshit.

Dr. Zaius said...

Selling yourself for charity, that is just wrong. That is what politics are for!

dguzman said...

As long as the guy doesn't end up paying 4-grand for an STD, then WTF, right?

Randal Graves said...

Hell, you don't even have to sell, just keep Sandra Lou in a prominent place in the campaign!

phil_in_ny said...

That's hysterical. Imagine if a prostitute raised money for a GOP candidate in the U.S.?

Randal Graves said...

Don't worry phil, they'd never do that. Because it would really come back to haunt them, being people with real, Christian values. American won't brook a hypocrite, nor will the media, who loathes being played for the fool.

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