Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Now you're REALLY voting for Mike Huckabee

Yes, Mr. Norris, I am. No, seriously, I am! Please don't kill me. Yes, I know each of your manly chest hairs is an extra fist, which means you have about 75,000 of them with which to pummel me. What do you say about my extreme, unbending support for Mr. Huckabee, Mr. Flair?


At least Mike isn't attracting soulless, Jesus- hating, pot-smoking, baby-aborting entertainers like the Democrats. That would just be crass, don't you think?


Distributorcap said...

i always hated chuck norris
now i know why

Grace Nearing said...

During his life, did Liberace ever publically endorse candidates? I ask only because Monsieur Flair... well, you know.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love clueless people like Norris. The man simply would have no career without Bruce Lee. None.

I'm not saying he isn't a good martial artist. In fact, he's brilliant, I think. But as far as acting ability, charisma, artistic vision is concerned, he's spent a career clinging to the biggest coattail in the action film industry, and he doesn't even know it.

So pathetic.

Freida Bee said...

Is this the extra-depressing post to which you were referring?

Randal Graves said...

dcap, come on, like The Octagon didn't rock your world.

Grace, he must've picked that up at the Glitzy One's estate sale.

fillip, you might be right. If doesn't get his big break in Return of the Dragon, he's stuck with a chain of martial arts studios. See, Super Magical Jesus Baby wanted him to succeed!

Freida Bee, no, but on second thought, this is a pretty depressing commentary on the state of American culture. I mean, WOO!

Anonymous said...

Now I'm sooooo glad I ended up missing most of The Octagon because my boyfriend wanted to make out.

La Belette Rouge said...

Just the photos frighten me. Make the bad, scary men go away. And, then there is the matter of theri politics.

dguzman said...

Heard that idiot Cokie Roberts claiming Huck's a "serious" contender in the upcoming primaries. How ridiculous is that!