"It's so hard for me to listen to you, I hate you all so much!" partie deux

Why waste valuable brain power coming up with a clever title when you can recycle one that fits perfectly? And it is true. I do hate you all. SO MUCH. We already knew that with Dianne having sweaty, hot and heavy trysts with the military-industrial complex on a regular basis, her response was not at all surprising. Holy Joe with breasts. But you, Chuckles, explain yourself:

“I deeply esteem those who believe the issue of torture is so paramount that Judge Mukasey’s views on it should be the sole determinant of our vote,” Schumer said in a statement. “But I must respectfully disagree.

“The Justice Department is a shambles: politicized and demoralized. The belief and hope [is] that Justice Mukasey, with his experience, independence and integrity, can restore the department motivates my vote.”

Hang on a second, mes amis, and just let me type this up and feed it into the Universal Congress-O-Speak-To-English Translator.

*buzz*
*whirr*
*clang!*
Dammit, work, you cheap ass Chinese import!
*zap*
*bing!*

Ah, here we are. Let's see what it says:

"If you inbred activist-y MoveOn and Code Pink types are stupid enough to think that we'd even broach saving the torn, battered, ripped-up, shredded, violated, bruised, cut, chainsawed, hacked-to-bits American soul and dare bring down the ire of the Very Serious who might label us - gasp! - weak on terrorism, then you're all one colossal blob of naive idiots.

Our friends on the other side of the aisle are happy because he refused to answer on the constitutionality of torture thereby permitting it to go on unabated, and we're happy because then we didn't have to do our jobs which gave us more time to score some juicy lobbying bucks. Oh yeah, belief and hope and unicorns and leprechauns and pots of gold and - what? Yes, Mr. Bush, I still have one vertebra left. No, you said I could keep it as a memento! Why do you want it now? Oh, alright Mr. Bush, I'll bring it over. Gee whiz."

Even lefty blogosphere hero Russ Feingold remains undecided.

Hate.