What a day, look it in the face...

...and hold your vomit.

Voters asked Congress "to focus on withdrawing our troops from Iraq, on expanding healthcare access. ... They did not ask us to spend any time on the impeachment of the vice president," Wasserman Schultz insisted.

Then it's a good thing our troops are being withdrawn and healthcare access has been expanded so you don't have to waste your precious time with the silly frivolities of us moonbats, perpetually uninformed as we lounge about in a haze of marijuana smoke, discarded clothing and empty potato chip bags strewn at our feet.

"That is all the media would focus on. ... And to what end?" she asked, arguing that Bush was the real problem and removing Cheney wouldn't make a significant difference with only a year until the next election.

Of course. The guy publicly implementing the policies is the real problem, certainly not the actual source of the policies. If it wasn't for Agent 41, Babs and Saudi cash bailing his ass out at every turn, this fuck would be pumping gas or have been a drug casualty in a morgue. [Being a wishy-washy lefty, I humbly apologize to the gas pumpers and those who indulge in illegal substances] So why not go after the big boogeyman himself? Oh, that's right, there are never enough votes in the other chamber. It really does make your job easier having a built-in excuse, doesn't it.

But thanks for admitting that it's all about 2008. The slightest deviation from the narrative that you've never countered - that you're all a bunch of gutless hacks who'll wither at the slightest chastisement from the other side of the aisle or a sternly-worded essay by one of the Beltway Cocktail Circuit - would all but assure your defeat in a general election.

Yes, Democratic purists, I completely understand that we have to keep on pushing for better and more progressive members. Like Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Because impeaching someone who's been guilty of subverting the Constitution sends a terrible message that America isn't a forgiving nation.
Even though it happened once, everyone's certainly learned their lesson and
it will never happen again.

Rep. Robert Wexler (D-FL), who's district neighbors Wasserman Schultz's, called for the committee to "schedule impeachment hearings immediately".

"I believe Robert Wexler is off base," Wasserman Schultz said.

I believe Debbie Wasserman Schultz is a fucking coward.

What say you, Madame Speaker?

"One year ago, the American people entrusted their hopes and their dreams, their aspirations for themselves, for their families and for the future in this 'new-direction' Congress," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of California. "This new Congress is focused on creating a great America for our children and grandchildren."

That's great. I'm focused on having hot, erotic sex with Alessandra Ambrosio in a variety of exotic locales as we travel the world, but I've done about as much towards that goal as you guys have done towards yours. Don't believe me? Let's ask your constituents:

A CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll released last week shows the approval rating for all members of Congress is at 22 percent, while 75 percent of those surveyed disapproved of the way Congress is handling its job.

Wow. Thats a lot of DFHs. So, please tell me Nancy, do we have any reason for hope? Can you give me the faintest glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel that is simply the dawning sun of a new liberty and not an oncoming Amtrak car?

"I don't approve of Congress because we haven't done anything -- we haven't been effective in ending the war in Iraq," she said, "and if you asked me in a [polling] phone call, as ardent a Democrat as I am, I would disapprove of Congress as well."

Sorry, I can't hold it any longer.