Friday, November 30, 2007

Goddamn motherfucking #$%Q&*#(^$#&*^&*^#&*$*

Thanks to the fucking Packers not holding up their end of the fucking bargain - leave another receiver wide open, you fucks - I have lost a wager with one of the fans of the Nearly-Evil-As-Cheney Dallas Cowboys and thus must display the wretch-inducing logo of those vile bastards prominently on my blog for a fucking week.

As I am a man of my word, true believers, be prepared to see this fucking thing in the upper right corner every time you saunter on over. Therefore, I humbly propose, in my overwhelming rage and despair, to not blog for said week so as to not inflict such blasphemy on my 1.3 beloved readers.

BLOODY FUCKING HELL I HATE YOU DALLAS COWBOYS.

34 comments:

pissed off patricia said...

Don't hate me today because I'm all smug and smiley. Can't help it, I just am.

I do congratulate you on being a man of your word, even if your word isn't always warm and fuzzy. :)

Mary Ellen said...

That would look a lot nicer if it was a Chicago Bear.

I hate to say it, though I'm not a big fan of the Cowboys, I really really really hate the Packers, so I'm glad they lost.

Don't kill me, Randal!

(the sound of footsteps running away as fast as I can............)

Freida Bee said...

I don't really care much about football, but, well, I find watching you squirm quite entertaining.

fairlane said...

There goes PoP with her Cowboy Fan-ness again.

I'm with you, the Cowboys, Lakers, Dolphins, Yankees, Dick Cheney, and Adolf Hitler all rank at the very top on the Pyramid of Evil Mother Fuckers.

Fuck you Jerry Jones, and the Hay Wagon you rode in on. (And yes, I ended a sentence with a preposition).

Forty Paws said...

Well, I just had to drop in after seeing Candace's post to see if there would be a Cowboy's logo on your blog. Indeed there is. A man of his word. Albeit many 4 lettered words. Heh heh.

Nelson Muntz said...

Ha ha!

Randal Graves said...

POP, I know you cannot help it, for I would be the same if the Packers had won. And I'm only warm and fuzzy when I get my way. :)

ME, you're a Bears fan. If you liked the Packers, I'd really start to wonder. But don't worry, the rage has subsided a bit. I think. Maybe. No, no, the chainsaw is merely for cutting wood, I'm just trying to help you out!

Freida Bee, I thoroughly enjoyed being your cheap entertainment. Wait.

Fairlane, oh man, Jerry Jones is quite the American capitalist, isn't he? That's really the root cause of my continued disdain. It was bad enough watching the fucking Landry era lines do that stupid stand up before three-point stancing. Which isn't a word, but like you, I'm being grammatically subversive.

Forty Paws, the language gets blue when I'm angry. Hmmm, I must be angry a lot then. :)

Nelson, thanks!

Candace said...

Randal, what a good sport you are! But please don't let your blog go dark for the week - post away, dude!

BTW, we hate Jerry Jones down here, too.

I was sorry that Favre got hurt. The look on his face when he came back to the sidelines after halftime was touching. You could just see that he was thinking his career had just ended. I hope not. He's one of the greats.

Of course, I really love me some Romo.

Cowboys 11-1. Woot!

Candace said...

Oh hi. Me again. Just admiring the nice shining COWBOYS star...

Anonymous said...

Oh, hey there -- I don't hate Jerry Jones. Not one little bit. Three Super Bowls in Four Years (funded by his checkbook) did a lot to gain my loyalty.

Yes, I can be bought.

Love the star, Randal. Glad to see you like it, too? (snerk)

Pooks

Randal Graves said...

Candace, oh don't worry, this blog thing is like crack. The challenge is coming up with something remotely interesting!

And I hated seeing that, too. Of any player really. For your team, I think of Aikman and all the concussions - just retire already so you have a working brain! - or Irvin when he got leveled. I may dislike the Dallas team, but as far as fans go, Philly's can fuck off.

I liked Romo's game, but he's played a LOT better than I thought. But dude, lose the backwards cap. You're not 15.

Pooks, everyone has their price. But the Cowboys? Oh, such an affront against decency!

Scruffybutt said...

Oh yeah, totally fuck the Phillys' fans.

Nice star.

Candace said...

Crap. Accidentally posted as my dog again.
-Scruffybutt's Mom

Really nice star.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'll be back next week after that abortion is gone.

Mary Ellen said...

Off topic, check out the breaking news on my blog. A man has a bomb strapped to his chest in the Hillary Clinton campaign office in Rochester New Hampshire. Just heard from my daughter who is a reporter at the paper there.

Mary Ellen said...

I put up a link with live coverage on my blog, if you're interested.

Dr. Zaius said...

All .3 of me is horrified. **Oh, the shame.**

Tom Harper said...

Not post for a week? You can't do that! Get some wingnut blogger to stop posting for a week instead.

Who Hijacked Our Country

dguzman said...

Please don't stop posting for a week just because Cowboys won. It's not worth it! If I could give back the win, I would! Just to see Favre not get plowed like that. He's a classy player, rare in this day and age.

Still--I luvs me some STAR.

Randal Graves said...

It would be impossible to not post for a week. Plus, I have some wonderful, magical essays and rants prepared!

Well, no, I got nothin'. So you all write good stuff so I can link to it.

Now, if the Browns lost in the Super Bowl, yeah, I might disappear for awhile. :)

DCup said...

Well, sir, I'm afraid you're gonna hate on my next post a little.

But just a little.

Mathman6293 said...

I agree with Mary Ellen's comment. There is only one football team in my head: Da Bears.

Karen said...

Man, I hate the Cowboys.

I'll still come over and visit next week, but I promise to avert my eyes from the sidebar.

-spyderkl (which Blogger, for some reason, will not let me sign in with. :()

Candace said...

Hey Randal, I just noticed you filed this under "Miscellany." See, that's why y'all lost - it's Metaphysics, I tell ya! (O' course, you could always file it under big honking LOSER...)
Nyeah-nyeahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Seshat said...

Hello. Candace sent me over. Nice star. I don't know what you lovely people are talking about, but I do know a spanking when I see one. : )
I'm also half Scots, half English, and a football (soccer) fan, so believe me - I know sporting misery when I see it. Just check out the results of the Euro 2008 qualifiers to see what I mean.
Sob.

FranIAm said...

Did you say something?

Randal Graves said...

dcup, do I even want to know?

mathman, I disagree, but they aren't evil like the Cowboys, so it's okay.

spydrkl, it's nauseating, isn't it?

candace, enjoy your little faux reverie, because we all know what happens when Tony Romo meets the playoffs: things slip through his grasp like a hot chainsaw through George Bush's skull.

seshat, thanks for stopping by! One world sporting entity whose misery might rival Cleveland's is definitely the English national team. I can't imagine they'll have Beckham to kick around for 2010, so they'll need a new scapegoat. Don't they have a new coach?

Fran, the internets is a funny thing. I lose a bet, swear so much that the great Richard Pryor might blush, and lookie. I'm thinking about having variations of "motherfucker" in each post. Guaranteed readership! You should try it!

fairlane said...

Football scares me.

All that "cramming it in the endzone" sounds like a Frat Party after the second keg is wiped out and the girls have gone home.

Candace said...

Randal, you crack me up! Thanks for the split-skull imagery. Normally I don't care for gory images but in this case, there's not much to spill out, is there? As to Romo, let me give you a metaphysical equation:

TR --> TO = TD

okjimm said...

// fucking Packers //

Gees, that's kinda harsh....but I do share the sentiment about the fucking Cowboys....I have despised them for over three decades, and do not plan on stopping now.

Seshat said...

No new national coach as yet, since McLaren threw in the soiled and threadbare towel. None for Scotland either, since McLeish decided the lure of Birmingham City, in hated England, was greater than his own nation's call. Money, as usual, talks so much it has verbal diaorrhea. Sport should have stayed amateur. Then everyone would be rubbish, but at least there'd be some fecking loyalty.

TomCat said...

This is how I felt nas a Broncos fan after the bears game last weekend. :-(

b said...

Yeah, that cowboys logo scared me when I initially loaded your blog site. But the headline clearly conveys your sentiments! :) I had a feeling the Cowboys would take that game, despite really wanting Green Bay to crush them.

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