Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Eat Yourself Into A Coma Day

"Why yes, private, the glaze is extra shiny 'cause of all the lead, heh, heh."

Sorry, dCap, I had to use it, too, since it fit my lame joke.

Well, time to haul the kids all over the goddamn place. At least there's football on the teevee. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Except wingnuts. Get indigestion. No, that's not very nice. Go choke on a bone.


Mary Ellen said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, Randal!

Ugh...Bush. What a way to start the morning! I hope he has a big bowl of pretzels in front of him while he watches the game. He's bound to choke on one of them. Maybe this time there won't be anyone around to give him the Heimlich maneuver. No THAT, I would be thankful for!

Oh wait....then we're stuck with Cheney. Dang!!!

I hope the Packers lose today.

Candace said...

Oh yeah, I remember that fake photo-op turkey platter, and the fake photo-op president grinning like the idiot he is.

Happy Thanksgiving, Randal, to you and yours!

Go Cowboys.

La Belette Rouge said...

Nothing says leader of the free world better than enormous designer logos. I wonder if he has "Juicy" embroidered on his tushy—or turkey?
Happy Thanksgiving, Randal!!

Dr. Zaius said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Randal! At least make George do the dishes. He has to learn to clean up after himself.

LET'S TALK said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family and be safe!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Happy Turkey day to you my blog friend.

Freida Bee said...

You just cursed all of my relatives, but have a great stuff yourself silly day.

Scarlet W. Blue said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yorn, RG. Glad to know you.

Randal Graves said...

Mary Ellen and Candace, hey, only the best for my pals. And enjoy the victory, 'cause the Mighty Pack is coming!

LBR, thanks to that image, you just paralyzed my mind with fear.

Dr. Zaius, he'll just award a contract to KBR for cleanup. So, a pile of dirty dishes and 25 million less in US coffers.

Let's Talk, thank you sir!

Dr. Monkey, ditto! Oh, shit, that's nearly Rush-speak. I apologize.

Freida Bee, don't worry, the same goes for me.

SWB, the sentiments are shared.

Hope you all had much bird and a good nap. Now, off to stab my internet connection with much anger.

b said...

Happy Thanksgiving. Nothing ruins the holidays more than President Bush's idiotic face!

FranIAm said...

I have not been on the blogs much this week.

Now that my turkey induced coma has worn off I am here to wish you well sir.

Randal Graves said...

b, I aim to please!

Fran, I hear ya, holiday weeks screw everything up. I wish you the same!

Betty C. said...

I'm glad I saw this after Thanksgiving -- the photo would have ruined it.

Randal Graves said...

It really is amazing the amount of bile one simple photograph can conjure up, isn't it?

Distributorcap said...

happy holiday
and my stuff is your stuff my friend...


i hope you ate well