Friday, October 9, 2009

(Don't Fear) The Reaper













"I'll take that one. 10 million Kroner's a lotta scratch."

Lighten up, Xtreme filthy hippies, don't you think you should first wipe the blood and brain matter of a million wingnut explosions off your hands before wringing them? Anyway, relax, I have the perfect solution to everyone's philosophical dilemma:

Instead of Predatoring and Raptoring Afghans to death, we round up a fleet of C-5s and airlift crates of this:














Much more humane -- at least until the searing pain of the cardiac event, but how long does that ever last -- don't you think? And tastier!

31 comments:

Übermilf said...

This doesn't solve MY philosophical dilemma, so how could it solve EVERYONE'S philosophical dilemma? You don't even know what my philosophical dilemma is. In fact, you never ASK me about MY philosophical dilemma, so how would you know?

You also never ask me how my day was.

sunshine said...

I wasn't surprised that he won the Peace Prize. I mean come on.. that whole "Beers In The Whitehouse" thing with those cops... Pure Genius!!! They should give him 2 Peace Prizes dammit!!!!

((Hugs))
Laura

sunshine said...

Is that bacon dipped in chocolate??
Hand it over... I've got PMS. That looks purrfect!!! :P

Randal Graves said...

übermilf, boy, do you sound like my wife, if she actually talked to me. And hey, I already know you hate chocolate covered bacon, so you're just a geopolitical non-entity, huff, puff, hmph.

sunshine, I think the beer summit was the clincher. He should give himself one of those Pretzeldential Medals of Freedom.

okjimm said...

Well.... Hitler... that 'other ' Nazi, was nominated in 1939 by Erik Brandt, a member of the Swedish Parliament. (it was a sarcastic protest over the nomination of Neville Chamberlin.)

Personally I want a Nobel Pizza Prize. Oh, do be a dear and nominate me, willya, huh? extra cheese.

Holte Ender said...

Raffaele Esposito won the Pizza Prize, there should statues to him everywhere.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

A while back I made bacon-pecan praline brittle for a cocktail party, and let me tell you something: it was good. Of course, I had to disclose the secret ingredient because, well, it's what we do in California, ethnic melting pot that it is.

The best part was watching a well-known Rabbi going for it. I told him about the bacon, he smiled at me and loaded up his plate, and said, "Reformed."

Regards,

Tengrain

Liberality said...

That is some weapon you've got loaded on that plate there. Trouble is it will take too long.

I am proud that President Obama got the prize, yes sir, BUT he is waging war in Afghanistan too so yeah, I'd say that is some delicious Orwellian doublespeak going on there if I do say so myself.

La Belette Rouge said...

Now we know the real reason he went to Scandinavia. Olympics-shlalympics! The chocolate covered bacon would go great with the Chocolate Swedish Pretzeldent bread.

TomCat said...

He should have earned it first. On the other hand, just thinking of Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck cleaning the poo off their chairs makes it worth it.

Beach Bum said...

Remember the shoes the dude in Iraq threw at the Chimp and how that was a extreme Arab insult? The Nobel committee just threw several million at Bush for giving Obama this award.

Christopher said...

The best thing his "O"-Ness could do vis a vis Afghanistan is fire Lt. Gen. Stan McCrystal.

McCrystal violated the code of military ethics by giving a speech to a conservative British think tank in an attempt to box Obama in and force him into giving McCrystal 40,000 more troops for Afghanistan.

Besides, McCrystal lied on his CV about attending and graduating from Westpoint -- it never happened. This is why keeping Robert Gates was a mistake and now the chickens are coming home to roost.

If Obama really wants to chase the Taliban out, all he has to do is send the Borg Queen over there in one of her Polyester pantsuits. Can you imagine a more terrifying visage?

Tom Harper said...

It's bad enough we got us a colored boy in the White House (and don't forget he was born in Kenya). Now some fuzzy-headed liberal Nobel outfit goes and gives the boy some sort of prize? What the hail fer?

Randal Graves said...

okjimm, I know Hitler did all that other stuff, but he DID invent that swanky moustache.

holte, didn't he play for the Boston Bruins?

tengrain, bacon-pecan praline brittle? Something wrong with a bowl of pretzels, west coast elitist?

liberality, I thought about that myself, but then figured since we're never leaving, we've got time.

LBR, don't forget the chocolate-covered Swedish meatballs!

tomcat, like all circus events, one should always take some joy away and anything that makes those yokels strain is a good thing.

BB, Chimpy wishes they were Crocs.

christopher, more terrifying? Rush stuffing himself with plate after plate of chocolate-covered bacon.

tom, I wud agree with ye, Cletus, but ya'll spelin too gud. Yews edumacated or sumthin?

Demeur said...

If the bacon doesn't work we'll send in the back up - deep fried twinkies!

Ghost Dansing said...

what is that stuff?

Mary Ellen said...

Obama was a shoe-in for that award. All he had to do is screw up the economy as bad as Jimmy Carter did and BINGO!

I also liked how he said he would "humbly" accept the award. This is the guy who not only has not done one thing to deserve this, but just got back from Copenhagen and gave a speech all about himself and he's talking humility? LOL!! Too funny.

Ghost Dansing said...

see Mary Ellen... i told 'ya he'd be good :)

Mary Ellen said...

Ghost Dansing...good at what? Bullshitting? Yeah, he's good at that. Running the country? Nah..he's just another piece of shit politician.

But hey, you keep thinking he's saving the world if it makes you smile. :-)

Christopher said...

The great by-product of Obama's Nobel prize is watching wingnuts heads explode.

Even the wingnuts who pretend to be liberals, their tiny, pea brains are popping like eggs being dropped on the hard cement.

I love it. Of course, these are the very same loons who cheered when Chicago lost the Olympics to Rio. These un-American assholes tried to make it a referendum on Obama, which is wasn't.

MRMacrum said...

Somebody won a prize? Cool. Everyone loves a winner.

Randal Graves said...

demeur, I think my heart just stopped.

ghost, ugh, that song? Communist!

nunly, I wish he would have said that he "brashly" accepted this award while dressed to the nines like Gadhafi, but we go before the prize committee with the leader we have not the leader we wish we had.

christopher, I always enjoy the cheap thrill of wingnut misery.

mrmacrum, I guess, but if I was him, I would ask if the medal came in chocolate.

susan said...

At least the gram weight of the medal might help to back up our currency for an extra quarter millisecond.

Distributorcap said...

i actually one the peace prize, but turned it down for the chocolate covered bacon

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Dr. Zaius said...

I think that the raptors would eat all of the bacon and chocolate before it ever got to Afghanistan.