Saturday, October 17, 2009

Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!












"Relax, Tim. When we come collecting, Goldman Sachs will be last."

16 comments:

Übermilf said...

If Hillary wore that pantsuit in Austin, TX today, she'd get her ass kicked.

Tengrain said...

Graves, you swine!

This is the most intelligent thing you've ever said on your blog, and given the time of day, I can only assume that you are entre deux vins.

Rgds,

Tengrain

Christopher said...

The Borg Queen said on the record that Communist China will not be called on their Kung Pao for the numerous human rights violations and oppression of ethnic and religious minorities.

After all, someone has to buy our U.S. Treasury notes so we can keep spending 4-to-5 times more than we take in each year.

The Pentagon (our government within the government) steals 50% of what's in the Treasury and with no accountability.

Demeur said...

So you think Tim is listening to the speech? He's listening to Bloomberg news on his ipod and smiling because he bet against the dollar.

Randal Graves said...

übermilf, what if she tells them that the red symbolizes the floor of the abattoir?

tengrain, backhanded compliments are my favorite. Just remember, a broken blog is correct twice a year.

christopher, maybe this Chinese ownership isn't such a bad idea. Once they start making weapons for the MIC, if the explosion doesn't kill you, the lead poisoning will.

demeur, that's certainly plausible, but I'm thinking it might be this.

Mary Ellen said...

I just wish the Chinese would come over here and buy all that crap they have on our store shelves...and they can take those cheap drink umbrella's with them. They can leave the egg foo young, though. I like that.

TomCat said...

Now, Nunly, those dring umbrellas were never intended for you to use to whack people. Rulers work. ;-)

Randal Graves said...

nunly, not the cheap drink umbrellas! When I was a kid, my folks had a ton of those things and they made great makeshift parachutes for little green army men.

tomcat, c'mon, you know nunly's ruler is a meter long. ;-)

Holte Ender said...

She told me how Chinese food bloated her, but she kept on eating.

Mary Ellen said...

TC and Randal- I gave up on the ruler a long time ago, now I use these. I find they get my point across quite nicely. ;-)

S.W. Anderson said...

Clinton: OMG, if I've heard that joke once, I've heard it a thousand times.

Geithner: Hey, what do you know? They've got traveling salesmen and cute farmers' daughters in China too.

Beach Bum said...

Chinese Dude: ...and I have to thank the Secretary of State and her husband for recommending the excellent plastic surgeon I saw in the States

Hillary: Neither of them know it but I just farted and it was really stinky.

Geithner: That Fergie is one hot chick that can sing.

Tom Harper said...

Hillary: "Goddamn it Tim, quit transposing your Ls and Rs. Nobody's laughing!"

susan said...

I seem to recall that Madame Mao favored red pantsuits too.

Demeur said...

That sounds about right.

And as for those rabbits we're raising them to attack Oklahoma the dirty thieves.

Dr. Zaius said...

You're a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows?